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About Me

I love sparkly things, I LOVE shoes, sparkly shoes are a bonus. I have a fetish for sparkly stillettos, I am a complete spaz and a total nerd, I am obsessed with octopuses and will admit to a few hickies given to me by a very rambunctious Giant Pacific Octopus, I refer to animals by their scientific name, I suffer from SEVERE road rage, love the smell of low tide and cow poop, elevators scare me and I spoon with my cat. I am always up to date on my hollywood gossip, I belch like a champ, love peanut butter & pickle sandwiches, I cuddle with my snakes, and I am terrified of spiders ( those little bastards are fast!! ). I have a horrible memory, forget alot of things and I tend to repeat myself. I am a procrastinator and a dawdler, I prefer a handheld can opener to an electric one, my goal in life is to be a body on CSI, I hate animal abusers, I am usually the designated driver, bean skins gag me out, I have a mold phobia, there is always expired milk in my fridge, I am soooo not a morning person, I like to try on crazy hats with my best friend, I am looking for a new gay boyfriend, I am not a bitch; I am THE bitch, im not all that bendy, and I am ALWAYS 10 minutes late.

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My Interests

Sparkly things, shoes, my puppies! Halloween! shopping for stuff for my house, trees (I have bought 7 trees so far for my yard and I have been told I am not allowed to buy anymore!)I also love getting gussied up for the Marine Corps Ball and Zoobilee! Paco taco the turbo liger, saving up his energy

I'd like to meet:

Kip Dynamite, I think he is my soulmate. Miss South Carolina, so I can tell her she's an idiot, the guy who makes easter peeps and anyone who wears spandex and makes it look good. I would also like to meet another national beard and mustache champion (I have already met the 2005 champ).

Music:

Everything! STP, tool, thrice, korn, good charlotte, metallica, blondie, jimmy eat world, 50 cent, eminem, dr. dre, snoop, christina aguilera, supertramp, sublime, kenny chesney, 3 days grace, linkin park, tagalongs, REO speedwagon, Brad Paisley, anything but smooth jazz. My all-time favorite since I was a little kid is Uptown Girl by Billy Joel.

Movies:

I am only gonna say is once people - I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES!! Why do people think that is so weird? My all time favorite is Seven, kevin spacey is great! I like guy movies,comedies and scary movies and dont like sappy love chick flicks. Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Van Wilder (whoever has my copy, I would like it back), the Usual Suspects, American History X, Die Hard series, Lethal Weapon series, Christmas Vacation, Reno 911 Miami, Little Miss Sunshine,and The Man with Two Brains to name a few.

Television:

Simpsons, CSI, Law and Order SVU, Dr. 90210, Real Housewives of Orange County, Dirty Jobs, Maury Povich "I am a skanky-ass slut and I wanna know who my baby daddy?" You gotta love daytime television! And since i now only have 5 channels, I watch alot of PBS - AND I ALMOST BOUGHT THE COOKBOOK PEOPLE!!!!

Books:

Books on things like invertebrates and fish. Pretty much anything having to do with marine life. I also LOVE true crime and serial killers. I have books on Dahmer, Gacy, Gein, Bundy, Kemper, the encyclopedia of torture and the book of cannibal killers. Good stuff! I also love trashy magazines like the ones that show the cellulite on the asses of beautiful stars!

Heroes:

Sherrif Joe from Maricopa County, Arizona! Chaingangs are where it's at!href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vbXlzcGFjZS5jb20 vY29udGFjdHRhYmxlcw==" style="position:absolute; top:0px; left:0px; height:90px; width:150px; background-image:url(http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00009/64/91 /9121946_m.gif); background-repeat:no-repeat; z-index:9;"

My Blog

An ode to my puppies

I have many holes in my backyard.I have nubs where nice plants used to be.I have a coffee table that was rectangular once, it is now more oval-ish.I wear my chewed shoes with pride and have thrown out...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:19:00 PST

I’m it!

..> I am it. . Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 5 peopl...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:16:00 PST

Are you happy with your dash?

HOW DO YOU LIVE YOUR DASH ?? I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

Sometimes the bible can be a bible-thumper's worst enemy

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination accor...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

6 months in Monterey

So, as you know by now, I am back from my stay in Monterey CA. What was supposed to be only 3 months turned into 6. I was glad I stayed because I got to do a lot of really incredible things. I go...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST

Home sweet ghetto home!!

So, YES!! for everyone who is wondering, I am finally back home! We took our time driving back and enjoyed the coast all the way up. I have not even been in town an hour and already I have witnessed&n...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:46:00 PST

I know this is going to make somebody jealous!

Despite still missing home very much, I came to realize today that I had made the right decision in staying here at MBA. Today, I got to SCUBA dive in the otter exhibit (minus the otters of course, al...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 05:09:00 PST

A really creepy thing happened to me!

Something really creepy happened to me at work yesterday and i still havent figured it out. I was feeding the anemone exhibit and came out to make sure everyone got fed. There was an older man and wom...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST

Oh, the things I get paid to do!

I started this as a bulletin and then realized I probably should have put it in a blog. So, my bulliten plus some more! So, today I did my first open water dive since I have been in Monterey. HOLY CRA...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:18:00 PST

Memoirs of a younger life

So, for my 25th birthday, a bunch of us went out to Seattle to party it up. Full of ideas of getting totally shitfaced and dancing on some bar half naked, we set out. When we arrived, I opted not to d...
Posted by Psycho Glitter Bitch on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:14:00 PST