Apartment for Rent!! |
Hi everyone,I have been called away to work in Las Vegas, NV and I am looking for someone to sublet my apartment in Hollywood. It's a GREAT place -- walking distance to Hollywood & Highland, Sunset &...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:53:00 GMT |
You are invited to -- My Birthday Dinner! |
Because turning 24 is pretty much insignificant in the grand scheme of things...Come pay homage to the Great and Powerful Jessica Kalin on her birthday! It's like Christmas except it's MY birthday. Ta...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:07:00 GMT |
YOU ARE INVITED! to my housewarming party!! |
I moved to HOLLYWOOD and am having a HOUSEWARMING party! Where:My new apartment in Hollywood! (Email or call me for the address, as I think it might be a stupid idea to post my address on myspace fo...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:16:00 GMT |
So I got a job, and I’m moving... |
So a couple of big developments are occurring in my life all at once, and in case any of you are interested, here's what's going on:Send me congratulations -- I just landed a job working for The Greif...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:41:00 GMT |
Certified to Scuba Dive! And you? |
I am officially certified to Scuba Dive!!! (and to dive using Nitrox for those of you who know what that means.) I am SUPER excited -- and have a feeling I am also going to be super ADDICTED. So......
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:17:00 GMT |
In Havasu for the Summer!!! |
Well, I have officially arrived in my hometown of Lake Havasu City, Arizona for the ENTIRE SUMMER -- leaving behind Los Angeles as a jobless, homeless, boyfriendless, aimless wanderer. Am I "sowing m...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 13:03:00 GMT |
A Pony?! |
Okay, honestly. I mean, really. Seriously. Do I ACTUALLY remind anyone of a god damned PONY for god's sake?!?!? WTF. You Are A: Pony!Who doesn't love a pony? You are one of these miniature horses...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:28:00 GMT |
An Actual Poem |
SUSHI ON WILSHIREI made a fist around the chopsticksAnd did my best to act Natural.Prototypes in purple t-shirtsand Gucci sunglassesexecuted the custom with flawless grace.My eyes darted from fish ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:16:00 GMT |
Calling all friends ... PLEASE HELP ME OUT!!! By going WWW.BROOKS.EDU/TV |
Hey All --This is REALLY IMPORTANT to me, so PLEASE, HELP SUPPORT MY ASS!!!:Check out my FIRST EVER professional commercial that I Wrote AND Produced!!Go to WWW.BROOKS.EDU/TV to see the website (click...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:56:00 GMT |
Angry at four in the morning |
I'm very very angry that I care what I am in relation to the human race. It's four in the morning, I should be asleep right now. Instead I am very very angry. eat these raspberry pearls of delightf...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:25:00 GMT |
