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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis.Hunter S. Thompson (no doubt I eventually will).Jon Favreau.Jessica Biel.Hugh Laurie.Judd Apatow.Quentin Tarantino.Michael J. Fox.Kelly Brook (again).Paul Rudd.Brett Easton Ellis.Dave Gorman.Bradly Whitford.Spider-Man.Howard Stern.Vince Vaughn.Brandon Routh.Richard Schiff.Matt Perry.Evangeline Lilly.Jennifer Love Hewitt.Nichole Hiltz.John Cusack.Artie Lang.Kevin Smith.Angelina Jolie (I think I could get her).Robbie Williams (because he's in need of a severe beating).Lee Evans (See above).Bill Murray pre-1995 (When he was funny).Chuck Palahniuk.Jon Stewart (America's most valuable Jew).William Shatner.Kevin Spacey.Martha Stewart.Stephen King.People are always asking if I know Tyler Durden.

My Blog

Stanley Blade VS. Human Finger.

Stanley blade wins.(I'm just glad it wasn't my "Me time" hand.)Couldn't get any of the really bloody pictures for fear of getting plasma on my phone.I kinda like the third one, because it looks like m...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Rupert Murdoch: Owner of the Free World, PT. 2

Q&A: Dow Jones takeover Rupert Murdoch has won his battle to take over...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:20:00 GMT

Rupert Murdoch: Owner of the Free World, controller of thoughts.

mo·nop·o·ly (m..-n..p'..-l..) n., pl. -lies. Exclusive control by one group of the means of producing or selling a commodity or service: "Monopoly frequently & arises from government support or from...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Misplaced gratitude and a "foiled" car bomb.

Let me preface this rant by saying that of course I'm indescribably grateful that no one was hurt or killed in the attempted car bombing in London at 2am this morning.I live in London, people I love a...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:31:00 GMT

Fast-Food Poitics (AKA: My Open Letter to the United Nations).

England: Where you vote, and he turns the job over to his buddy when he's bored.I have a friend who's a manager at a KFC.How do you think the organisation would feel if I turned up in his uniform tomo...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:45:00 GMT

Ever Decreasing Circles.

I feel that our expectations, as a society, have been dropping gradually over the last few years, perhaps due to repeated and overwhelming disappointment and disillusionment at every turn (such is the...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:21:00 GMT

When cornered or dying, a Blair is at it's most dangrous.

It looks like Fuhrer Blair still might manage to usher us into a second Cold War before he's finally forcibly removed from Number 10.It would seem that the ever-forward thinking Dubya and his Lapdog, ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:20:00 GMT

"Fair and Balanced." (AKA: Fox News - The Empire Strikes Back).

On April 28th, 2007 George W. Bush vetoed an Iraq spending bill put forth by Congress, on the grounds that the bill would also demand a scheduled withdrawal from Iraq (calling for a total removal of a...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 14:56:00 GMT

What the hell is wrong with people?

I think that, as a species, we're somewhat of a failed experiment.Surely Darwinism is going to kick in any time now and wipe us out with some kind of biblical plague or a swarm of locusts or something...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 13:19:00 GMT

Joe Rogan VS. Carlos Mencia.(AKA. Plagiarism and idea theft).

I'm fascinated by this particular feud, and felt compelled to write something about it. I know that a lot of people whom, for whatever reason, just don't like Rogan and want to dismiss his claims of...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:02:00 GMT