Derek (no more, no less) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Derek Romel Straker aka Dr. Omels aka Tony Dickens (The Boss of Two Cities) aka Cock Deezy aka DK (Donkey Kong) aka the black George Costanza aka Gary Mexico. I am probably the funniest person you will ever meet, no joke (hmm...how contradictory). I am also kind, sarcastic & sweet (I know, it's a sin for a man to be called this, even worse when it's a self-inflicted characteristic, but f'k it, it's who I am).You can also catch me on:Facebook or XangaPS: Quick question. Who the f'k is NOT in my extended network?!

My Interests

Barbados, Women, numerous combination of Barbados & Women, Fantasy Sports, Video Games, Sports, Music, Writing [Bad] Lyrics, List compiling, Being weird, Whatever (or whoever) tickles my fancy at the present moment

I'd like to meet:

Anybody and everyone.

Music:

Rap, Hip Hop, Rock, Soca, Busta Rhymes, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Eminem, Kanye West, Outkast, Ludacris, Nas, Jay-Z, State Prop, Papoose, Linkin Park, Rupee

Movies:

Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Higher Learning, Fifth Element, Die Hard with a Vengence, Armageddon, Face/Off, Sin City, Crash

Television:

24, Lost, Heroes, Jericho, The 4400, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Shield, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls (c'mon, you know you love it too), Arrested Development (R.I.P.)

Books:

The Stranger, Hamlet, The Giver, Nothing's Sacred, Why Do Men Have Nipples?, umm...do magazines count?

Heroes:

Hiro, Claire, Nathan & Peter Petrelli, HRG, Sylar

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Derek (no more, no less) on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST

If we did it...

IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you!Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT AND SEND A BLANK COPY ...
Posted by Derek (no more, no less) on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:46:00 PST

OK, so I have so movie ideas.

1.) A guy is living his life, all well and stuff. Then he starts noticing little differences. His coworkers are not the same (some are different, some are not there). His house decor...
Posted by Derek (no more, no less) on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST