I Am Thicker Than Water |
I did just write a terribly good blog about my new year resolutions but the fucking internet lost it. You bastard.
The internet, not you.
No, you're alright.
Though you have given me less porn than t...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:25:00 GMT |
A Town Called Regret |
Regret is a funny thing.
Is it possible to stay in on a Saturday night and drink a bottle of wine on your own whilst watching (terrible, terrible) sketch show Blunder on Channel 4 and not feel even a...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:40:00 GMT |
Fame Is Fleeting (Just Like My Hairline) |
I am in an internet cafe in Waterloo about to go to a play on my own. So I am conscious that I am in no position to judge anyone. Let's make that clear first. When it comes to low, I'm right down ther...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:24:00 GMT |
A Blog Too Far |
I don't have haircuts very often for the same reasons I don't get all that much sex:
I can't stand all the unavoidable, and usually tedious, chat.
I don't like doing it if I won't be able to s...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:48:00 GMT |
Top Fucking Tip |
Men in internet cafes. How about not furtively looking at hardcore pornography whilst sat next to me? And also, why we're discussing the issue, why not try NOT turning your screen a little bit to the ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:33:00 GMT |
Man With A Limp |
Most of you blog from home. I don't. I blog from one of two internet cafes. Both on Garrat Lane.
I don't like the Somali guy who runs one of them. He is genuinely rude and speaks very loudly in ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:02:00 GMT |
Today |
Today I walked the wrong way through a climate change rally.
Started with lots of people holding placards, progressed through quite-good-actually Samba frenzy, past the ill-looking/over-peirced vegan...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:06:00 GMT |
About Last Night |
Last night Math, Lol and I decided to go and see The Departed at the Ritzy cinema in Brixton.
Unfortunately our timekeeping was poor and the buses' timekeeping was even poorer and we completely ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:21:00 GMT |
Saturday morning query |
Would you rather be drowned in snakes or beaten to death with cats?
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:33:00 GMT |
Love |
Why are women like parking spaces?
Well.
You can drive cars over them.
Most of them are on the ground.
They vary in size.
Laws have been made in relation to how you inte...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:42:00 GMT |
