BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITO (lol this is my favorite joke even tho no1 else finds it funny...):
ok so an old lady gets into an elevator on the 1st floor of a building. She goes up to the second floor and when the doors open a young lady steps into the elevator and she smells very heavanly. the old woman asks, "you smell lovely, what is it that you;re wearing?" The young lady answers, "Happy heart, $50" The doors close and they go up to the third floor. Ont the thrid floor a woman gets on the elevator and she too smells delicious. Once again the old lady asks, "What are you wearing?" The women replies, "flowers and lilac, $80 a bottle" They all go up to the fourth floor and another woman steps in smelling equally as wonderful. The old lady asks her, "what perfume do you have on?" The woman responds, "Coco chanel, $150 an ounce" The old lady and 3 women go up the 5th floor and the doors open. The old lady rips a ginormous fart, runs out of the elevator and yells, "BEAN AND CHEESE BURRITO, 49 cents!!!" HAHAHAHAHAH! ROFL! i foind this hilarious! sarah told it the best to me tho lol it was so funny the 1st time she told me it.
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Steve
You ride around in a 2004 BMW 530
Yo gang The Adjective Nouners
Yo shoes be Baby-blue Timberlands
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 4,863
How much money you got? $3.98925973584063e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 38%
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