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Andre

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I have a mild addiction to cinnamon gum. I have an eccentric personality, which is a nice way of saying that I'm pretty weird. My humor is often hit or miss but I'll always keep trying. I dig the outdoor life and nature loving people. I'll eat just about anything deep fried and I occasionally eat vegetarian when I'm broke. I study Aikido and just about any other style of martial art you can pronounce, but I'm the biggest wuss when it comes to fighting. I adore children and have been known to stick french fries up my nose at IHOP to stop babies from crying (though sometimes that made it worse). I love science and have always wanted to be a scientist even though my math skills could use a tune up. I'll adopt a new hobby every week. I'm a pretty good listener once I've finished talking. I read dual language books like anthologies on 19th century French poetry. Occasionally I moo at cows as I'm driving along the interstate.
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 11.5
[Parents still together] going on strong
[Siblings] older brother
[Pets] not yet
FAVORITES
[Color] blue/green
[Number] 7
[Animal] Black Bear
[Drinks] irish coffee
[Soda] gingerale
[Book] beowulf
[Flower] chickory
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] black
[Twirl your hair?] when it's long enough
[Have tattoos?] one life sized self portrait
[Have Piercings?] nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] nope...never again
[Drink/Smoke?] drink
[Like roller coasters?] can't get enough
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] sometimes
[Want more piercings?] not really
[Like cleaning?] sometimes
[Write in cursive or print?] cursive rules
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] hell yeah
[Own a cell phone?] heck yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] lover not a fighter
[Considered a life of crime?] everytime the bills come
[Considered being a hooker?]
[Been in love?] oh yeah
[Made out with JUST a friend?] kinda
[Been in lust?] hell yeah
[Used someone] probably
[Been used?] heck yes
[Been cheated on?] not that I know of
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] it was an accident
[Stolen anything?] they would have thrown it away
[Held a gun] yup
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Blue jeans, gray t-shirt
[Current mood] playful
[Current taste] bursting with fruit flavor?
[What you currently smell like] a crisp autumn morning in Province
[Current hair] short
[Current thing I ought to be doing] reading
[Current cd in stereo] Foo Fighters
[Last book you read] Calvin & Hobbes
[Last movie you saw] Golden Child
[Last thing you ate] apple pie
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Andy
[Do drugs?] never
[Believe there is life on other planets?] everytime I visit earth
Remember your first love?] everytime I dream
[Still love him/her?] unfortunately
[Read the newspaper?] not enough
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] oh yeah
[Believe in miracles?] absolutely
[Do well in school?] yes
[Wear hats] often
[Hate yourself?] when I do wrong
[Have an obsession?] optimism
[Collect anything?] complements
[Have a best friend?] quite a few
[Close friends?] just enough
[Like your handwriting?] I got mad skills
[Care about looks] why are you busted?
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] ziggy marley
[First kiss] too short
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] It's called entrapment
[Do you believe in "the one?"] everytime
[Are you a tease?] I'm not sure
[Too shy to make the first move?] too often
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] ...I'm sorry what?
[sarcastic] noooo...not me
[Angel] try to be
[Devil] try not to be
[Shy] afraid to say
[Talkative] ........yes
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My Interests

Writing detective stories, Aikido, gourmet cooking, vintage video games, philosophy, native american folklore, hiking, hiking, guitar, saxophone, jazz piano, blues harmonica, knitting, tai chi, basic electronics, cheap used DVDs, visiting small town diners.

I'd like to meet:

Sinbad, Elli Weisel, the guy who thought up string cheese, the members of Incubus, Owen Wilson, Will Smith (reminds me of my cousin), Robin Williams, Alicia Keys (often), Patricia Cornwell

Music:

weird random groups that no one has ever heard of, jazz with a lot of upright bass and piano, classic rock (especially one hit wonders), old school hip hop like the Roots, a Tribe Called Quest and Common, some classical as long as it has feeling and heavy violin, blues, blues.. In other words: Incubus, Chilli Peppers, NIN, Jet, Thomas Cole King, Dido, Tori Amos, Muddy Waters, George Winston, Bush's older stuff, Presidents of the United States..., Prodigy, Dashboard Confessional, Autumn to Ashes, Deathcab for Cutie, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Coldplay, Zepplin, Hendrix, Stevie Ray, BB-King, George Clinton (the intergalactic master of funk), Prince (or whatever he calls himself), Anthony Hamilton, Sugarcult...

Movies:

Usual Suspects and basically anything like it, Old Jackie Chan flicks, Anything with Al Pacino or Robert Deniro, countless Disney films, Japanese animation, Good Dustin Hoffman roles, some independent stuff, a couple Jim Carey movies, Anything with Robin Williams, Anything with Ed Norton, Morgan Freeman, Mat Damon

Television:

I don't really watch TV. but when I do it's old re-runs like the Jeffersons and Night Court. I do dig the Discovery channel. I stopped watching MTV once the reality shows took over and it got harder and harder to catch a good rap video with half-naked women clubbin in the middle of a poor Harlem neighborhood.

Books:

Memoirs of Elli Weisel, Calvin & Hobbes-Attack of the Mutant Killer Snow Goons, the Bagavaht gita, 10-minute knitting, Aikido & the Dynamic Sphere, the Goren-no-sho Myamoto Musashi, Anthology of World Mythology, Beowulf, Fake Liar Cheat, Whorton Heard a Who, Einstein's Dreams, Patricia Cornwell Post mortem, Hardboiled Detective Stories, the complete Sherlock Holmes, Sneaky Uses for Everyday Things.

Heroes:

My heroes are: Elli Weisel, Tecumseh, Morgan Freeman, Owen Wilson, Danger Mouse, The late Bob Ross, my dad, and the entire first season cast of Northern Exposure.

My Blog

Things I love most

sweater hugs string cheese small town diners gulf course grass gulf course hill tumbling sock skating on linoleum floors Autumn microwave burritos wrestling with playful, friendly dogs wrestling ...
Posted by Andre on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:11:00 PST

Dre-isms

Human beings are born to make mistakes. That's why we have two hands. Opportunity is what happens when failure isn't looking.(i.e. making a U-turn once a cop car has passed you) ............to be cont...
Posted by Andre on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 06:21:00 PST

Sunset over the River of Love

So it's either day three or day four of my Williamsburg exploration and I have made quite the discovery. I've found the local make-out spot. While getting turned around somewhere between Newport ...
Posted by Andre on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:02:00 PST

Theories

THeorIes an evil genius replaced my car's engine with a powerful electromagnet rigged to pull cars close to my bumper when I drive on the interstate. Squirrels aren't really stupid they're ...
Posted by Andre on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:24:00 PST

Know Thyself

Andre's Log Star date 11-4-2005 it has come to my attention that there are many characteristics about myself that cause me to stand out in my new home, the town they call Williamsburg. I have discover...
Posted by Andre on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:00:00 PST

question of the day

Now here's a thought.... what if NASA discovered un-intelligent life, would they tell anybody?
Posted by Andre on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:30:00 PST

a toast

And one day when I'm old enough to recall these moments of breath, beauty, and pain I'll feel a smile creep in or wipe away another tear. I'll drink a toast to Time in the shadow of my finest years an...
Posted by Andre on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:26:00 PST

observation

Sometimes it's better to just let the dog have the toy.
Posted by Andre on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:54:00 PST