"whatever i was then, i can never be again."
next year, i will be a real ram... a playwriting, french ram...
but until then, i will continue to carry a bagel in my diaper while admiring my own arm fat...
my name is daria.
i am currently single and psycho.
i love staying up late only to wake up early.
therefore, i hate sleeping, however
i adore ice water and flat pillows.
i think religion is a lie.
i think adderall is a lifestyle.
poetry prevents me from doing things i'll regret.
i'm up for anything that doesn't involve sweating.
unless a bed is also involved.
i should have studied harder for my SATs.
alexa garvey is my fergilicious best friend,
but danielle pullman has permanent shotgun
because of her potty mouth.
kate walsh once told me that
i am "changing the world, one soliloquy at a time."
but she was drunk.
and we were in france.
a majority of my life is wasted
yelling at my tv screen and
singing to my steering wheel.
i talked my way out of a getting a DUI.
i will kick your ass if necessary.
and you will love every minute of it.
don't be a communist and/or church-goer.
and go to college.
IM me: beejkinz
i'm probably sitting at my computer waiting for you to.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
amy poehler and anyone who looks like they smell but really doesn't...
My Blog
Pics from Arielle's Sweet 16 (once again- thank ya deee)
... Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:36:00 GMT
Pics from Motorola Media Commercial thanks to Danielle!
