Call me Ishmael. Reasons why? Jellyfish sundae manhattan sunburn snorkle puppy.Who can describe what I am. . .I certainly can't. I'm a mix somewhere between Harry Potter and AC/DC, or between cookie dough and hot burning whiskey, or lemon-aid and Motley Crew, or a pop sickle and a hot rod Harley Davidson. Somewhere in there lies the truth. . .although I've decided it all comes down to my 12 basic rules:1. Enjoy Life - Have Fun - And don't sweat the small stuff.
2. Treat people with honor and respect, and they'll show the same to you. (Most of the time...)
3. Take responsibility for your actions.
4. Try not to shine too bright, or fade too dark.
5. What you put in your body is what you'll get out of it.
6. Leap. . .you'll never know unless you try!
7. Money can buy things, but never happiness.
8. Everything in moderation - moderately!
9. Don't pee on an electric fence, or touch your junk with jalapeno pepper juice on your fingers.
10. Life is what you make it. Define what makes you happy, and strive toward it. Never settle for getting stuck in-between, you will live forever in regrets.
11. By careful with others' hearts, and never give yours away without first knowing what you've signed up for. What at night seems all so scenic, may be cynic by today...
12. Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. (Goethe)
