of a new lamborghini and what i would do for one |
anything.seriously.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:58:00 GMT |
of updates and downfalls |
i got in a wreck on the highway last night. for those of you keeping score at home, that makes 2 this week.
something is wrong with the universe.
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 13:41:00 GMT |
of jesus fish and too much caffeine |
people with the jesus fish on the rear of their cars are among the worst, most inconsiderate, jerk off drivers on the road. also, the more jesus fish you have, the bigger of an a-hole you actual...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:50:00 GMT |
of meetings in montauk leaving life behind and impending doom |
i am a messed up kid. as much as i have grown, i shudder when i think about the self inflicted pain i intentionally went through over the last two years i guess, maybe a little longer. i&n...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:33:00 GMT |
of travelling disasters and the perils of getting in a car with a stranger |
next weekend i'm going to l.a. to find an apt. this all sounds well and good and im sure it will be. there will be no adventures this time. no massive wastes of money either. s...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
of cowardice, umbrellas, and frustration |
road rage is a dangerous thing. in the event that you are accidentally cut off while driving, i strongly recommend NOT antagonizing your aggressor. especially in the event you are confront...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:25:00 GMT |
of overturned eighteen wheelers and overlooked opportunities |
last wednesday, one of our drivers flipped his truck. wheels in the air, upside down. he rolled his window up(down) and crawled out without so much as a scratch. when i got there he ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 14:35:00 GMT |
of irish pubs and the fine art of fighting a coffee table |
rice village is fun. i dont fit in with the frat boys any more now than i did at baylor. most of the time the rock is subdued to a manageable, socially acceptable level. still, ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:53:00 GMT |
of fractals weekends and beards |
a fractal, by definition, is a line, perfectly straight made up of an infinite number of paired segements spaced equidisant from each other. no matter where on the fractal you look, whether up c...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 14:08:00 GMT |
of fine art and spontaneous internal combustion |
i was invited to the fine art museum by my friend chris. i agreed to go on the condition that we make out while there, or at least hold hands and skip through the halls. naturally, he agre...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:02:00 GMT |
