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Derrick

And it feels, and it feels like Heaven's so far away...

About Me

Well, lets being...I often get in trouble for talking too much and saying far too many politically incorrect things. And then I am confronted with boxes like this in which they say "Go on, say whatever you want!" and I draw a mental blank. Hopefully I'll have something worthwhile flow on now that I've started this line of thinking.I'm a nerd. Sorta. I love my work, I love being nerdy, but I don't consider it a full-time career. I'm only a nerd 9-5 - outside that, I gamble, drink, and generally waste my life away with various hedonistic pursuits, all of which will no doubt come around to kick my arse later in life when I've been staring the warning signs in the face for years. But no matter. I'd rather have this body falling apart at the seams when I leave it, rather than gently parking it and returning the keys to the owner. What a fucking letdown that would be.
I love science. I follow it with a passion unrivaled. Anything quirky - quantum physics, biology, mathematics, chemistry - I want to know about it. Chemistry is what I do for a living, but astronomy and maths were my first loves. I guess astronomy is like that first girlfriend I had - the one I'll always compare the others to. There's nothing better on a good night than to stare aimlessly into the heavens and appreciate the cosmos that envelopes us and make us nigh on insignificant.
Other than that, I don't know what else to smash in this little box. I dare say most of you reading this already know me quite and well, and those of you who don't... will most likely just gloss over it and keep on moving. That's alright though. I won't take it personally. I'm not going to say "anything else, just message me", because we both know you won't. Right? Right. Have a lovely day, and I hope you get that pay rise today.
(Though leaving a comment in passing wouldn't hurt...)

My Interests


Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar", every "supreme leader", every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
(Carl Sagan, 1934-1996)
The world of the chemist is such a wonderful place...

I'd like to meet:

Firstly, anyone from overseas. Seriously. Hit me up and I'll try find you cheap lodgings somehwere. Other than that, anyone with something the least bit interesting to contribute to my life, to philosophical argument, opinionatied views or straight hedonism. A sole message with a random thought or world problem I could solve would also be swell. Vacuous Myspace-whores need not apply. Neither do random "cool" bands. If I liked you, I'd listen to your music. But I don't. So I won't.

Music:

My iPod died a most cruel and horrible death (read: head read/write error) last September. What a horrible thing it is to lose a music collection you'd been nurturing for the best part of 3 years. Anyway, it used to have:
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16 Volt
28 Days
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Aphex Twin
Aphrodite
Basement Jaxx
Beastie Boys
Beck
The Berzerker
Bill Hicks (music? Fair point...)
The Butterfly Effect
Cake
Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty
Coal Chamber
Cog
Combichrist
The Cranberries
Deftones
Devolved
Disciples of Annihilation
Disturbed
Dream Theater
Enya
Faith No More
Fatboy Slim
Fear Factory
Garbage
Goldfrapp
Green Day
Grendel
Grinspoon
Groove Armada
Happyland
Immortal
Incubus
Infected Mushroom
John Butler Trio
Juno Reactor
Jurassic 5
Korn
Lacuna Coil
Liquid Tension Experiment
Marilyn Manson
Massive Attack
Mephisto Odyssey
Meshuggah
Mindless Self Indulgence
Ministry
Monster Zoku Onsomb
Mortiis
Mudvayne
Muse
Nightwish
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Opeth
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Pendulum
Placebo
Presidents of the USA
Primus
The Prodigy
Psyclon Nine
Public Enemy
Puddle of Mudd
Queen
REM
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Regurgitator
Rob Zombie
Run-DMC
Sepultura
Sevendust
Sikth
Slayer
Sipknot
Son Kite
SonicAnimation
Soulfly
Static-X
Stone Sour
Sum 41
System Of A Down
Tatu
Testeagles
Thelonious Monk
Tool
Veruca Salt
White Zombie
ZZ Top.

WARNING: Not a definitive list. That's just what I get exposed to every day. If I was to choose genres, I'd be picking electronica/industrial or experimental rock (I guess that's what you'd call it?)

I also play drums in a band with my mates Pete, Jeremy and Dan and Phil. More on this project as we start gigging. Hopefully in the next few months. Watch this space.

Movies:

Anything without Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom, or anything with Keira Knightley. Unfortunately, I won't see Pirates of the Carribean, as the former outweighs the latter.
"There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."
(Yuri Orlov)

Television:

Double The Fist. Random cartoons on MTV - Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law. The Mr Hell Show. Other non-cartoon shows that give an excellent (and unnervingly accurate) cross-section of American society - Jerry Springer or Maury. Next time I'm in the USA, I'm going to Chicago to see one of them get taped. And none of you are stopping me. Although I also won't reject a good documentary or historical program.

Books:

"The Pig that Wants to be Eaten" - Julian Baggini. Alas, I'm not an avid novelist. Far too busy investigating my own stories rather than reading anyone elses. But I am open to suggestions. I gave a Dean Koontz book a go the other day - I might try him again. If only I remembered the title off-hand... "Odd Thomas" or something.

Heroes:

Charles Darwin and Nicolas Copernicus. For standing up for what they believed to be correct, even though prevailing authority at the told them otherwise.

My Blog

I signed up to Partypoker.com!

They allow you to get transcripts from the hands.  This is awesome.***** Hand History for Game 54908345569 *****25 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 18, 23:17:20 ET 2007Table Play money 4071089 Seat...
Posted by Derrick on Sat, 19 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

Trent Reznor Says...

(Interview between the "Herald Sun" in Victoria and Nine Inch Nails front-man, Trent Reznor)HS: It must be an odd time then to have a new album, Year Zero, out? TR: It's a very odd time to be a musi...
Posted by Derrick on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

The Polish Club (round 3)

So we went to the Polish Club again last night.  These nights always turn out messy, to the point where you don't want to see the people that you went there with the following day due to many pot...
Posted by Derrick on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

In the name of science

I'm sitting here in my lab again, watching my little peptide shaker go around.  Where things go from here is anyone's guess.  Just like sometimes you hear stories of someone whacking $2 in a...
Posted by Derrick on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

What is "Monster Zoku Onsomb"?

I'm still asking myself that this morning.  But whatever man, it kicked arse.  There was lasers, smoke machines, outstanding outfits, choreograpy a synchronised swimming team would be proud ...
Posted by Derrick on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

So I got a haircut...

I don't want to talk about it.  I'm just never happy.  Hmph.*Image removed due to constant (and wholeheartedly unfair) comparisons to Michael Jackson*I feel like pasta tonight, like pasta to...
Posted by Derrick on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

An update

Well, where have I been... Since I last updated this damn blog, here's a quick rundown of my life.  Started my clinical trial for my prostate cancer drug.  Got through a month without drinki...
Posted by Derrick on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:10:00 PST

Tool @ Sydney Entertainment Centre 24/01/07

So. I saw Tool in Sydney on Wednesday.  And it totally kicked arse.  Like really, probably the 2nd best concert I've been to.  (First goes to Tool in '02 when I saw them in Brisbane at ...
Posted by Derrick on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:46:00 PST

Cybercore v1.0

This post has been far far FAR too long coming. So we tried our first rave party at Club 295 the other day.  Worked pretty well, aside from the rather poor (by our standards) turnout, and the abs...
Posted by Derrick on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

I should post another blog of a weekend out, shouldn't I?

Well fine then.  I'll recharge my camera batteries and see what this weekend brings.
Posted by Derrick on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST