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That boy took my watch.

And I'm going to kill him.Straigt up fucking kill him. Slit his balls, cut his guts, drain the blood from his capillaries, and watch as his aeorta shoots his life into a bucket of my piss.He knows not...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:52:00 GMT

I'm back on blogspot.

http://thatreadingsite.blogspot.com/   Yup, a site that takes all the wonderful articles out there on the internet, and takes the one's I'm interested in and brings up points I think are pertinen...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:53:00 GMT

The Minnow.

The minnow is slave to the guppie.  For he is food for the guppie. The guppie is slave to the walleye, for his food for the walleye. The walleye is slave to the fisherman, for he is the source of...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:20:00 GMT

Women are like forest animals.

I could probably shoot a fish. I could probably hook a bear. I might be able to wrestle a deer. Probably could lasoo a moose. Netting turkies is a breeze. Canning salmon was never that hard. But you s...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:22:00 GMT

Quite possibly some of the best games out there.

http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/cube/index.html   This is probably the hardest one.   The others are tough too.   So fucking addicting.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:03:00 GMT

Spam.

Warning_ If you actually like and enjoy "poetry", don't read this shit.       There once was a man with a frying pan.He liked to cook ham.But one day he decided he wanted it from a can....
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 13:30:00 GMT

The penny.

I lost my penny today.It was a very special penny.Why was this penny special? I'll tell you.When I was 16 I found a penny, sitting just beside a manhole, waiting for the last rainstorm's water to...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 18:20:00 GMT

Conclusion.

I am going to kill someone, somehow.Whether it be driving my car, driving a work truck, fucking up a cop crusier or anything else.I am positive in my life I am going to kill someone.Hopefully when I'm...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:36:00 GMT

My Unconditional Love.

"This would be so much easier if I could just touch my toes."I couldn't fathom that at a time like this, all I could think about was what I used to be able to do. How this would be so much easier if I...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:36:00 GMT

A span of some time.

I woke up today. This does not come as a surprise to me, I've woken up before. My clothes were off though, this was a surprise."Dinner's ready!", a voice yelled out from the other room, strangly fe...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:44:00 GMT