Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.
I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.Verse One Mr. Gerbik:With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac.
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline.
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card.
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites.
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet.
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow.
People got scared and ranned away. They think I'm weird.
I was born this way, HALFSHARKALLIGATORIs he weird??Chorus
half-shark-alligator-half-man;
"Half man, half shark!";
half-shark-alligator-half-man;
"Half man, half shark!"LITTLE PEOPLE BIG WORLD pays my bills.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet Donkey Lips or MATT ROLOFF. Both are unrivaled in their fields. I've heard of this man, Biker Fox. He seems to have a lot going for him.