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christian

I am here for Friends

About Me

Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon. I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator. Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.Verse One Mr. Gerbik:With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac. My skin turn orange and green in the limousine People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline. Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card. Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard Transvestites, and people watch space parasites. I left his head in the store, legs in the street Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet. L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow. People got scared and ranned away. They think I'm weird. I was born this way, HALFSHARKALLIGATORIs he weird??Chorus half-shark-alligator-half-man; "Half man, half shark!"; half-shark-alligator-half-man; "Half man, half shark!"LITTLE PEOPLE BIG WORLD pays my bills.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Donkey Lips or MATT ROLOFF. Both are unrivaled in their fields. I've heard of this man, Biker Fox. He seems to have a lot going for him.