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About Me

"You look like the sweet little boy from next-door. But, you don't fool me, oh no, no. You're the devil, and you're rotten to the core."And hey, go figure...
You Belong in Amsterdam
A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam.
Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city). What European City Do You Belong In?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 20% Conservative, 80% Liberal

Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens.
You Are 41% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it a swift kick in the ass.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! How American Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I'm not exactly sure I'm really up for meeting anyone at this time. But if I'm going to want to meet you, you better fucking make me laugh. Or at the very least say something interesting.

Music:

I'm finding that the older I get, the same goes for my taste in music. I think a lot of that has to do with my taste for music with lyrics that mean something and good music played very, very fast.
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime.

What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining.

What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense.

How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Movies:

I like to watch films that are story-driven, not prop driven. I will admit that I do on occasion like to watch movies just to see shit blow up, but a film should never simply be a series of explosions... Jerry Bruckheimer disagrees. There are too many favorites to list, but start with old Hitchcock and Jimmy Stewart movies and don't forget The Godfathers, but only one and two... except for the one scene that Silvio always did, three was shit.

Television:

Some AS and pretty-much every HBO series. Showtime is good too, what with Dexter and Weeds.

Books:

Yeah so I read... a lot. It's a pretty eclectic blend of the weird, absurd and mildly entertaining.

Heroes:

Three words: Ronnie James Dio

My Blog

Oh My God, It’s Led Fucking Zeppelin

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Posted by Landon on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

This is seriously the funniest shit I've ever seen

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:03:00 PST

The Way of the Roadie

So, I've been working for almost a year now as a stagehand and let me tell you, roadies are strange, strange folk.I've heard a few bad stories and more classics. I'd thought I'd share a few.This...
Posted by Landon on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:00:00 PST

Yeah, I'm Baaaaaaack!

So, how is everyone? I know, it's been about three months or so, but I've been busy. Honestly, I've just been a lazy shit, but busy sounds better.Since the last time I posted, I've turned ...
Posted by Landon on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST

A Love Poem

suckers
Posted by Landon on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 09:18:00 PST

That Bird Had It Comin' So I Ate 'Em

So... how was everyone's Thanksgiving?Thanksgiving is pretty-much a useless holiday, isn't it? Now, I'm not one to discount the greatness of turkey and stuffing and the rest of the Thursday spre...
Posted by Landon on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:56:00 PST

I haven't really felt like writing much.

But I suppose I will soon. Too many good stories lately to pass up. JLM
Posted by Landon on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:19:00 PST

Landon's Fearless Predictions for the Next Two Years

So, I'm sitting at school right now and, in an effort to pass the time, I thought I'd due a little prophesizing. So, here goes...In the year 2006, control of the Senate and House of Representati...
Posted by Landon on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST

Come One, Come All To Landon's Great Contest!!! Great Prize to Be Awarded!!!

Okay, so I've decided to have a contest. The grand prize (I say grand... there's only one prize) is... well, I'm not going to tell you. Let me just say the winner should be somewhere in my...
Posted by Landon on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:20:00 PST

I Need Some Help On This One

Has anyone else seen the insurance commercial where the guy is explaining how he got laid off and couldn't support his wife and kids, so he opens his own store? The company is trying to sell ins...
Posted by Landon on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:31:00 PST