sunshine layouts!
yo cheeseball heads.
my name is alyssa marie fucking defalco.
but is an introduction really needed anymore?
didn't think so.
i am currently a junior at CD.
I used to go to east but i'm not ghetto enough for that shit.
go ahead and stalk me.
i've been there,
rocked that.
"spergin" is the last name brian barrick gave me while i got a ride from his mom who hates me.
ahah, stupid bitch.
love me or hate me and i'll become a well known name in your town.
i tend to create riots.
i joke around to the point that people get pissed.
so if you can't take a joke then don't bother talking to me.
i don't tolerate bullshit.
and if you act like you are 12,
talk shit,
or if you are flat out annoying,
then please proceed to the nearest intersection and lay down in the middle of it.
you will find me funny.
or obnoxious.
funny thing is,
i am rediculously shy sometimes.
if i honestly cared about what you thought about me,
i'd have a fucking suggestion box or something.
but since i don't have one slapped on my back,
keep your opinions to yourself.
another thing i dont have slapped across my back is a mattress.
so feel free to stab me in the back.
my back will beat the shit out of your knife.
and that is a promise.
i have a health condition that glues a gatorade to my hand.
and don't tell me to eat.
i eat thanks.
WHOA!
you know that fucking flood and shit in new orleans?
that wasn't no fucking hurricane man.
that was what happened when i saw my girl selena.
my pussy flooded that place =]
anywho.
i avoid lables and cliches.
and i have never claimed that i was "br00t4l."
people are rediculous in general.
don't question my ways or i will get incredibly pissed.
i am to complex for you to understand.
so give up now.
i am very active in my church.
believe it or not,
i have morals.
but don't test them.
it is hard enough having them in today's society.
that is a whole discussion i won't rant about.
i need to stand out.
and i will get your attention.
the cells always on.
1-717-798-7425.
well,
that's enough to wet your whistle for now.
