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Gnome Johnson

I am here for Friends

About Me

IM a GNOME PiMP! I drive a tricycle that only has 2 wheels. Its a long story. I enjoy drinking sea water, collecting hermit crab shells, buying wooden plates from share pold, throwing Snapple caps at german foresters, and I am a proud owner of the offical gNOme poRn website!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet the guy who invented sliced bread and ask him what was the best invention before sliced bread.