Derek - ProfilesArchive

About Me

theres not to much to say about me. my life sucks right now, and who knows when its going to get better.
Gaara (self loving carnage)

My Interests

computer nerd, video games, bling bling, cooking(i try),music, movies and tv. Oh i have these friends too, they are pretty good

I'd like to meet:

whatever

Music:

Almost anything, i can usually turn on whatever and be ok with it... except i wont go out of my way to find some yeeeehaw country music

Movies:

ALL OF THEM!!

Television:

i dont watch alot of tv, but when i do its usually cartoon network, comedy central, food network or the discovery channel, man vs wild / survivor man for the win.

Books:

i havent read a book since the 5th grade

Heroes:

i dont really have any heroes, there is nobody that really comes to mind when i think of that word and its meaning. im an individual and so therefore i am my own hero.

My Blog

new york city trip

ok so i came over toms house on friday night to see superbad with my friends. superbad which by the way is the funniest movie i have ever seen. that being said, brian posted a bulletin stating that he...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:24:00 PST

oh hello are you my daddy?

no sleep I stopped sleeping. I figure all a person needs is at least 4 minutes of sleep a week. Its a proven fact. Ask any dentist or foot therapist and they will tell you that sleeping is a hoax inv...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

HELP SAVE EASTER

Below you will read an actual exerpt from the diary of me. none of this story was fake or made up, I SWEAR TO GOD. so im home alone for easter this year, by choice... and i woke up today and st...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

cheese flavored bazookas

this is a chain letter and if you dont do what it says you are going to die and thats the bottom line because stone cold said so. now in order to save your life you must send a "donation" (the word d...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:59:00 PST

myspace.com is the gay

this was origionally supposed to be a one line bulletin but turns out i had more to say. (rambling, so bear???[bears are scary] with me) it works only 6 percent of the time. the other 100 percent of&...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:54:00 PST

a story...

This was a story out of the life of Billy Brenick as told by the great savior...Me, silly! This story was found on Billy's front page but by some strange turn of events his page was demolished by a si...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST

Myspace.com a place for faggotism.

This will most likely be my final bulletin/blog for all you squirrely fuckers to look at. I hate this fucking website and I pray to King Coleslaw that he smite thee with his doomsday battle axe of rec...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

suck it.

3:21am [START] being nice is gay so all you bitches can suck my left leg. thanksgiving was a worthless day spent eating and watching the lions take on the colts. football is the second dumbess thing n...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:02:00 PST