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About Me

MY NAME IS JOSI, and i weigh a ton. as much as i thought i would, i don't miss my bridge piercing at all.

"Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real." "Does it hurt?" asked the rabbit. "Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt." "Does it happen all at once, like being wound up," he asked, "or bit by bit?" "It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand." -By Margery Williams, from The Velveteen rabbit

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Mr. Beard from ZZ Top. He looks just like my dad. People who don't make me eat in their presence. Heroin dealers. Someone who inspires me to do something other than eat 7 layer dip in my underwear and watch Legend.

Music:

NOISE!

Movies:

The Beatles Yellow Submarine! I dig Atlantis and anything Monty Python. I like the Rocky movies (except THAT one.. you know which one I'm talking about). Anything with Steve Buscemi in it. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Television:

Seinfeld, but mostly the Elaine scenes.

Books:

God's Little Acre

Heroes:

Horses. Yeah, I said it.

My Blog

Blog is a pretty cool word.

I think only last year I realized it was just "web log", shortened. :( Depressing. Anyways. 1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?I don't know what cursing is anymore. 2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD?No. 3. WH...
Posted by Josi on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

Psh-aw.

It's so cool not going to Owasso Highschool. What's not cool, is going to highschool at all.. but you know, dropping out at the time I did was awesome. I measure the amount of 'awesome' by the f...
Posted by Josi on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:01:00 PST

ahem. another.

1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could?you know, i had to think really hard about who i dated last. chris has taken over my mind. but, no.2. What color shirt are you wearing?grey. it's ...
Posted by Josi on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:20:00 PST

warning: survey

i took this from goldie, and she will never know! unless she reads this. hi goldie, i love you. 1.) What curse word do you use the most? if "hell" counts. "aw, hell" comes out of my mouth every 5 minu...
Posted by Josi on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

NO SLEEP. EVER.

What's happened in my life lately? Um. I knocked up Kristle.. oh wait, I mean, I got knocked up and Kristle has been playing life partner and going to doctors appointments with me. Kristle and I...
Posted by Josi on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:11:00 PST

Why I hate the USA .835723

Somebody tried to run me over. They took time out of their busy schedule of shopping in Utica Square to swerve and try to hit me. They made eye contact, they saw that I wasn't quite on the sidewalk, I...
Posted by Josi on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

surveytime, fuckface.

Series 1-8[ series 1 ]Name:Josi Birthday:10301987 Birthplace:Tulsa Current Location:Owasso/Tulsa Eye Color:sewage green Hair Color:blackbrownred natural Righty or Lefty:righty Zodiac Sign:scorpio Font...
Posted by Josi on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

So I can safely say I am terrified of turning in any sort of application. Asking for one or filling out one is easy, but it makes me quesy and agitated even walking back into the place. My number one ...
Posted by Josi on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:27:00 PST