Being in the paper all the time. Saving the world, one shoplifter at a time. RECENT UPDATE: I have retired from the PROFESSION, I will no longer be catching shoplifters cuz a recent report printed globaly stated I have allready caught them all.n Sorry A.J. Wright, you will no longer be in business due to having no more cutomers.
Mike Lowell cuz he singlehandedly holds the SOX together with his proffesionalism and god-like talent. Maybe Max Books too, cuz he knows whats up. Read the handbook!!
Bad Religion an Bronson Arroyo!
Shitty zombie movies,Wet Hot American Summer too. "McKinley's a fag"? "McKinley's a fag with Ben"?
Arrested Developement was cancelled cuz people are retarded. Heroes is phenominal. ATHF is freakin hilarious too.
DARK TOWER OF COURSE! And "How to survive a Zombie attack". You never can be too prepared....
Myself cuz I'm awsome. Mike Lowell for showin the sox how to be professional.p.s. He destroyed his testicular cancer with his fist...now that is BADASS