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THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE

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Name: Justin Fairchild
Birthday: 01/27/1987
Age: 19
Height: 6'0
Screenname: haha wouldent u like to know
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Deep marble ocean blue, they look like water
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Band: None
Favorite Movie: mmmm thats hard. i like so many but i guess pulp fiction
Favorite Show: family guy or chapelle show
Your Car: none im a broke mofo lol
Your Hometown: Jackson Michigan
Your Present Town: Fort fucken Bragg
Your Crush's First Name: Jessica she's my true love
Your Grade: haha grade? i graduated almost two years ago
Your Style: Suave
Have You Ever.....
Sat On Your Rooftop: haha once or twice
Kissed someone in the rain: hehe cedar point thats all i need to say
Danced in a public place: oh yeah i love it, but then again im a hopeless romantic
Smiled for no reason: no theres always a reason even if it's forced
Laughed so hard you cried: haha on several occasions hahaha, beware of spiders ;D
Peed your pants after age 8: a few times but hey i'll admit it lol
Written a song: just a few
Sang to someone: as often as i can
Performed on stage: a few times back in high school
Talked to someone you didn't know: how do u think i met my sweetheart
Gone out of your way to befriend someone: yeah
Made out in a theatre: hehehe im not telling
Been in love: once and i still am
Who Was The Last Person To....
Say "hi" to you: jessica
Tell you "I love you": my mom lol or was it jessica depends on which one i talked to last lol
Kiss you: jessica last time i saw her
Hug You: sgt. walling for no reason lol
Write you a note: jessica
Take your picture: haha myself
Call your cell phone: jessica
Call your home phone: myself lol on my cell phone
Buy you something: my seargent baught me mcdonalds lol
Go with you to the movies: jessica, we saw grudge 2
Sing to you: jessica over the phone lol it was cute
Write a poem about you: no one has ever written a poem about me
Text you: jessica
Touch you: my seargent gave me a pat on the back
What's the last....: the best
Time you laughed: on the phone
Time you cried: earlier today when i was talking to the chaplain
Movie you watched: grudge 2
Joke you told: i didnt
Song you sang: confessions part three lol
Time you looked at the clock: 10 26
Drink you had: i dont remember
Food you eaten: chicken at lunch
Number you dialed: jessica u wish u had her number
Shoes you worn: lugz...mmm comphy
Flavor of gum chewed: i dont remember
Store you've been in: i wanna say target
Can you....
Whistle: very well thank you
Write with both hands: hell no lol that shits hard
Blow a bubble: yeah
Roll your toungue in a circle: yeah
Cross your eyes: yep
Touch your toungue to your nose: no a skill i have never been able to accomplish that task
Speak a different language: haha ebonics
Cook: like a god
Finish the line
I wish....: i was home with my sweetheart
So many people don't know that....: theres a reason people dont know
My heart is....: home with jessica
Would you ever....
Pet a snake: sure lol
Ride in a hot air balloon: hell yeah
Sky dive: mmmm sweeet lol
Scuba dive: already bin thanks jason
Sing in front of a large audience: hell no lol well maybe
Sing in front of a small audience: sure
Sit in the front seat of a roller coaster: yeah been a few times
Deliver a baby: i'd try but i have big ass hands
Walk through the forest alone at night: yeah i have before im just a little hessitant
Join a space mission: hell yeah
Tell everyone what you honostly think of them: yeah i would if they wanted me too
Call off your wedding: no way im hell
Walk naked through New York City during rush hour: hahha sounds fun if no cops were around
Walk up to Mike Tyson and call him a girl: he's a little bitch anyway
Draw a moustache on the Mona Lisa with a permanent marker: nope i love art
Perform surgery on your best friend: depends
Go swimming during a thunderstorm: haha done it
Random: yes i try to be thank you
What do you do when you're bored: play games watch movies
If you could go on vacation right now, where would you want to go: home
Why: thats where the people i love are
Where is your favorite place on earth: in my sweethearts arms
What was the hardest thing you've ever done: basic training
What are you afraid of: thats for me to know
What gets you up in the morning: three alarm clocks lol
What would be the perfect job for you: a resturant owner, or a game tester lol
What was the stupidest thing you've ever done: lied
What was the smartest thing you've ever done: asked jessica to be my girlfriend
Have you ever gone fishing: when i was younger
Did you catch a fish: nope lol
Have you ever gone camping: a year ago
Have you ever slept outside without a tent: a year ago lol
Have you ever tried to count the stars: once
How many did you count: 6892
Why did you stop counting: got bored
What annoys you the most: people
What is the best thing about you: no idea
What is the worst thing about you: i hold things in
What would you change if you could about yourself: my weight
What do you want to be remembered for: being the perfect prince charming
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: i dont sleep much, but i am a teddy bear ;)
Pick One
Coffee or tea: mocha
book or movie: movie
swim or run: run
laugh or cry: both at the same time
smile or frown: i dont like my smile but people want me to do it more often
with people or alone: both everyone needs there time
More Random Questions: oh really? nice
Who is your hero: i am a hero... chuck norris
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours: jessica
How many pairs or shoes do you own: 7
Seriously... where does the other sock end up: no idea i still havent found it lol
Who do you blame for your mood today: people in general
Have you ever seen a dead body: yeah... it wasnt pleasent
If you could get away with it, would you kill someone: yeah i would, i have had it planned out lol
Who: not ur business
What should we do with stupid people: burn them, but everyone is stupid to somone so we would all be dead
Have you ever broken a bone: my pinky
What happens after you die: no idea, that is the great mistery isnt it
How big is your bed: which one lol
Big enough: yeah
How long do you think you're gunna live?: 367
What age do you think you're gunna die: 391
On Myspace
How many friends do you have?: no idea
Have you met ALL of them: nope
Who's in your top 8: just check
Do you add bands: nope
Do you add famous people: nope
Is Tom still your friend: hahaha yeah
Do you add people just because theyre hot: nah
Are you in anyone's top 8: yeah a few people
Who comments the most: hmmm good question
Who comments the least: a few people
Who's comments make no sense: my own some times
Who sends you messages a lot: a few people
Have you ever commented just a little heart: nope dont know how lol
Do you get comments/messages/picture comments daily?: usualy
What do you get most of: pic comments i love those
dO yOu CoMmEnT LikE tHiS: no it's gay
do you change your myspace every week: every day usualy in some way
Do you change your music often: daily if not weekly
What music do you have now: everclear: gloreus
What background do you have now: beer lol
Do you have the falling objects: nope
What does it say: ha good question
When did you last login: an hour ago
How often do you login: several times a night
Are you ::in a relatioship::: hell yeah!!!!
Do you post your screenname in your myspace: nope
Do you have all 12 pictures posted: nope 16 lol
About how many comments do you have on each: no idea
Do you have any mirror pictures: nope
Any severely gangsta, emo, etc. pictures: nope
Do you have any pictures of your friends/boyfriend/girlfriend: thats all they are lol
Do you comment on other people..'s pictures: all the time
Relationships
Are you single: nope
Do you want to be: absolutly not
Who are you crushing on: jessica
Have you ever gone out with someone out of pity: nope it's been the reverse before though
Has anyone ever gone out with you out of pity: yeah bitches
Are you currently in love: more than anything
Have you ever been in love: before this.. nope lol
describe the looks of your perfect guy/girl: look at my pictures and u'll see her
describe the personality of your perfect guy/girl: ask her
are you interested in someone: only jessica
who: jessica!!!i love her!!!!
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My Interests

i like weapons, hard core gaming, and just straight up chillin and of course my girlfriend jessica ;D. i am a hopeless romantic and hoplessly inlove. there is nothing i would rather do than lay down next to my sweetheart. and look her in the eyes as i hold her close and i tell her i love her
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Romantic Sex Style

You like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be!

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PATRONE

You are a laid back and relaxed drinker! Patrone is one of the most finest tequillas known! It also shows you have a very expensive taste on your tongue!!

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Zealots
Your Kill Count: 1,358,721,527
Your Battle Cry: "Allow me to molest your face with this rod!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 34
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $201,916,156,761,498
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 66%

what fighting style do you have?
Martial Artist

Bruce Lee is your idol and favorite past time. you keep your composure and never panic. your a black belt in whatever style you trian in and a very worthy advisary. Wax on Wax off

Take this testWhat kind of kiss are you?
Passionate

Your kiss is the kiss that makes girls melt. Nothing says I love you like a full, heart-felt kiss.

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Only when you need to be...

The perfect combonation of laid back and jealous. If you see something that raises a red flag, you don't hesitate to ask questions, otherwise, you are laid back and trusting.

Take this testWhat type of love are you?
Playful Love

You are a Playful Love you like to play around with your partner and are an equal when it comes to your decisions. your love is eternal

Take this testWhat type of driver are you?
Speed Demon!

The "rules of the road" are more like useful guidelines!

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Harry Potter

You are most like Harry Potter. You have an extremely brave heart and are used to dealing with difficult situations.

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very much in love

whoever you are with right now is in love with you just as much as you.... you are made for each other

Take this testWhat kind of person are you?
Kind hearted

Your a all around awsome Guy to be around. You can get along with about anyone and you know how to bring a smile to some one who needs it.

Take this test What is your true color?
Blue
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You are unique. You are not a follower. You are a leader and people look up to you. You are very origanal. You do well in school. People want to be just like you!

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I'd like to meet:

someone i havent already
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Music:

everything exept country whooaJustin

is a Tall Delivery Ninja that has a Sharp Sword, and controls the Weather.

Strength: 2 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8

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Movies:

i dont really have a favorite movie i'll watch anything

Television:

family guy all the way, and the Dave Chapelle show "F**k yo couch"

Books:

the most recent books im reading are "Angels and Demons" and the "Devinci Code"

Heroes:

haha silly goose i am a hero

My Blog

these poems were written for a girl, the girl i love with all my heart. these r 4 U jessica

loves momentstanding under the stars tonight,I gaze up,to the glorious sight,not a single cloud in the sky,millions of lights,an illuminating glow,but none compare to the beauty I hold,I gaze in to yo...
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:32:00 PST

hey these come from the heart mind and soul home skillit

 Simple walka brisk summer night,as the weathers just right,the flowers are bloomed,under the grandest blue moon,I watch as I walk,the same steps Ive taken thousands of times before,but something...
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:42:00 PST

poems for my girl

loves momentstanding under the stars tonight,I gaze up,to the glorious sight,not a single cloud in the sky,millions of lights,an illuminating glow,but none compare to the beauty I hold,I gaze in to yo...
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:33:00 PST

ah poetry the imagination of the soul

Ice forestI walk through my forest now as I have many timesbefore,looking around at the once lively green floor,now coated with angel dust,and ice glossed trees,the day was quiet,the night is quieter,...
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST

{new pictures}

Hey kids. New pictures are posted.
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:57:00 PST

Justin > The Rest Of The World

Justin D. Fairchild = All of The Awesome
Posted by THE IRON CHEF OF POUNDING VAGE on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:52:00 PST