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Shut the Front Door

Just let them THINK they're smart... or else they'll commit suicide...

About Me

I'm Kristen. I'm awesome. I'm a winner.

My Interests

sports fashion FRAT BOYZ!

I'd like to meet:

A nice, wealthy man with stunning good looks... and money.

Music:

Burt Bacharach and Dusty Springfield

Movies:

Die Hard, The Pacifier, Conan the Barbarian

Television:

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Books:

billboards, back of cereal boxes, fine print on medicine commercials, info cards in doctors office waiting rooms, Chaucer