birds are neat, i like clean fingernails, i find cold weather to be a nuisance, waves are fun, 100+ degree weather is also fun. i had to go to rehab once for slurpee addiction. suicide seems like a logical cure for hiccups. frank caliendo is not funny, jokes about wet dreams are.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
sasquach,jesus, jfk, the guy who invented the triblade razor, the real aunt jamima, the dolphin that saved that guy from that shark attack, skee lo
