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Jessi

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The Friendship Prayer

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...AMEN!

My Blog

IF U WERE BORN 1930-1979 READ THIS!

Those Born 1930-1979READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:50:00 GMT

TEN GOOD REASONS WHY BEING SINGLE IS BETTA!

SEE PEOPLE! BEING SINGLE AIN'T ALL THAT BAD!   Are you better off single? By Dawn Yanek Attention, unmarried people of America: You can splurge on a fancy new wristwatch without having to explai...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 16:05:00 GMT

thanks to my pinsan for this

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,"Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Oct 2004 11:57:00 GMT

I'm a bitch!

BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a Bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a Bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2004 13:31:00 GMT