Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps. Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
"Somewhere there's someone, who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth wild. So when you are lonely, remember it's true; Somebody somewhere is thinking of you." -k. blackburn
"You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world." -david levesque
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room.
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can be come great." -mark twain
"The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power." -huge white