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Rob

Hey honey can you get me another beer?

About Me

Well what can I say but life right now is pretty good. I'm happily married and have and wonderful little girl in my life, my dog sadie. I work for Color Wheel Paints. I love Free Beer, the beach and the Pocono Mountains, oh and my wife and doggie. If you want to know more than i'll have to kill you.....
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My Interests



Porn, BEER,BEER,BEER, Porn,Porn, more porn, and oh yeah beer too. ALong with long walks on the beach and long hikes in the moutains, my wifes big boobies and bike riding, my car, ........BEER
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Name: Rob J. Chalmers IV
Birthday: 10/29/1977
Birthplace: Philadelphia, PA
Current Location: Tampabay Area
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: shittier brown
Height: 5 foot 10 inches stack of shit
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, left is for something else
Your Heritage: scotch irish , 1/4 italian stalion
The Shoes You Wore Today: gay flip flops
Your Weakness: porn & beer & my wife & sadie girl
Your Fears: running out of porn & beer & losing my girls
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms, olive, ham, spinach & bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not get my wife pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: it doesn't work!
Thoughts First Waking Up: what's for breakfast?
Your Best Physical Feature: my smile
Your Bedtime: 9:00 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: yes i miss it
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, BEER!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate, like my ladies
Cappuccino or Coffee: greek coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: do I smell?
Have you Been in Love: currently
Do you want to go to College: been there done that, got nothing
Do you want to get Married: already tied down
Do you belive in yourself: after a few beers anything is possible
Do you get Motion Sickness: of course
Do you think you are Attractive: Ron Jeremy!
Are you a Health Freak: a little bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Long story......
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: used to play drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: stupid question
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my beautiful wifey
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: gross
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, my wife would need a good lawyer
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Duhh!
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: who hasn't
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm still growing, I'm a big boy!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5' 6 "
Weight: my cushion for the pushin'
Best Clothing Style: lane bryant
Number of Drugs I have taken: uummmm............ i can't remember
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 5 & more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: some girls

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is not annoying....

Music:

Zen Piracy, Anal Cunt, Genitorturers, Morbid Angel, Jethro Tull, Misfits, Fable, Gwar, Six feet under, Aerosmith, Slayer, I.C.P., Pink Floyd, Snoop Dogg, David Bowie, Helmet, Primus, 311, Shinedown, GG Allin(sick Fuck), Skindred, Project 13, Elvis, Johnny Cash, M.O.D., Anthrax, Dr.Dre, Black Eyed Peas, Static X, Joss Stone, Otis Redding, BioHazard, Black Sabbath, Alice Cooper, The Black Crows, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Entombed, Fear Factory, Body Count, Carcass, George Thorogood And The Destroyers, Old Megadeth, Old Metallica,Old Ministry, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Green Jello, Ice-T, L.L. Cool J, Iron Maiden, Kiss, Seven Dust, ZZ Top, and many more.....Add Intestinal Strangulation to your Myspace!

Television:

South Park, Ghost hunters, 7th Heaven, Family Guy, Simpsons,

Books:

em rdae ? Playboy

Heroes:

Pa Gilpin, Ron Jeremy, hugh hefner, John Cleese

My Blog

i am back

  Hey guys I am back!! i went to the poconos for a week to play in the mountains and drink lots of Beer! I missed u all :) P.S. look what I came back with, and it didn't hurt :) check it out in m...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST

TAG YOUR IT!

Tag Game!The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:56:00 PST

Missing my wife (Part 2) !

Same as the blog below, except she's on vacation and I have no vacation until May. Well, who wants to party?
Posted by Rob on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:58:00 PST

Missing my Beautiful Wife

My wife went up north for 4 days for a baby shower( her sisters) and I'm all alone except for " my little Sadie Girl ". It's really hard to fall asleep when your use to having the Luv of Your Life nex...
Posted by Rob on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:53:00 PST

B-day

Today is my day of birth.
Posted by Rob on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 01:03:00 PST