Who are you people and where is my horse?!?!?!?!?! profile picture

Who are you people and where is my horse?!?!?!?!?!

I am here for Friends

About Me

One of my favorite quotes How did I get into the world? Why was I not asked about it, why was I not informed of the rules and regulations but just thrust into the ranks as if I had been bought by a peddling shanghaier of human beings? How did I get involved in this big enterprise called actuality? Why should I be involved? Isn't it a matter of choice? And if I am compelled to be involved, where is the manager—I have something to say about this. Is there no manager? To whom shall I make my complaint?
Things one should watch out for * anal rape * quicksand * body lice * evil spirits * gridlock * acid rain * continental drift * labor violence * flash floods * rabies * torture * bad luck * calcium deficiency * falling rocks * cattle stampedes * bank failure * evil neighbors * killer bees * organ rejection * lynching * toxic waste * unstable dynamite * religious fanatics * prickly heat * price fixing * moral decay * hotel fires * loss of face * stink bombs * bubonic plague * neo-Nazis* friction * cereal weevils * failure of will * chain reactions * soil erosion * mail fraud * dry rot * voodoo curses * broken glass * snake bites * parasites * white slavery * public ridicule * faithless friends * random violence * breach of contract * family scandals * charlatans * transverse militias * structural defects * race riots * sun spots * rogue elephants * wax buildup * killer frost * jealous coworkers * root canals * mental fatigue * corporal punishment * sneak attacks * peer pressure* vigilantes * birth defects * false advertising * ungrateful children * financial ruin * mildew * loss of priveleges * bad drugs * ill-fitting shoes * widespread chaos * stray bullets * runaway trains * chemical spills * locusts * airline food * shipwrecks * prowlers * bathtub accidents * faulty merchandise * terrorism * discrimination * wrongful cremation * carbon deposits * beef tapeworms * taxation without representation * escaped maniacs * sunburn * abandonment * threatening letters * entropy * nine-mile fever* poor workmanship * absentee landlord * solitary confinement * depletion of the ozone layer * unworthiness * intestinal bleeding * defrocked priests * loss of equilibrium * disgruntled employees * global warming * card sharks * poisoned meat * nuclear accidents * broken promises * contamination of the water supply * obscene phone calls * nuclear winter * wayward girls * mutual assured destruction * rampaging moose * the greenhouse effect * cluster headaches * social isolation * Dutch elm disease * contraction of the universe * paper cuts * eternal damnation * the wrath of God * PARANOIA!

I would love to live in a world where guns and bombs are meaningless ones worth would be judged on their actions and merit. Also their kung fu! thats is the most important thing. Mine is pretty strong so bring it!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I don't know anymore anyone i guess.

I can't believe I actually saw this on MTV2

This shows some humanity that has been lost in the last 13 years.

That's right!!!

My Blog

preach it brother henry

Jealous cowards try to controlRise aboveWere gonna rise aboveThey distort what we sayRise aboveWere gonna rise aboveTry and stop what we doRise aboveWhen they cant do it themselvesWe are tired of your...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 21:24:00 GMT

To all those special ladies out there you ho who you are

[Chorus]Hooooooooo (Ho)Youza Hoooooo (Ho)Youza Hoooooo (Ho)I said that youza hooooo (Ho)[Repeat 1x][Ludacris]You doin ho activitiesWith ho tendenciesHos are your friends, hoes are your enemiesWith ho ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 22:16:00 GMT

Why I'll never be taken seriously by the authoritys

hey little apple blossomwhat seems to be the problemall the ones you tell your troubles tothey don't really care for youcome and tell me what you're thinkingcause just when the boat is sinkinga little...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:26:00 GMT

Jacky White

All these song blogs and no Jacky WhiteHow could I be so reckless?I can't wait till you try to come back girl whenthings they don't work out for you who do youthink you 're messing with girl what do y...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:41:00 GMT

Sober

There's a shadow just behind meShrouding every step I takeMaking every promise emptyPointing every finger at meWaiting like a stalking buttlerWho upon the finger restsMurder now, the pattern called "m...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 19:37:00 GMT

I don't want to hear it part 2

can't leave this gem out it's my favorite BDM songNovelty CrossesEyes of perfect ivoryMatch the sweetest lengths of your neckI'm but a stain to such holy fabricsDarwin's proposalBouncing back from col...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 19:27:00 GMT

I don't want to hear it

this is death metalsee no satan no killing babys just rage and powerFuneral ThirstThe brightest full moon light entrances meIt calls me forthYet I have not the strength to moveIn stasis, I rot away an...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Attn: Applications now being taken

Hello,To whome ever may actually be reading this.It has come to my attention lately now that I am offically a college drop out again that I am in severe lack of a crew. While I do have friends and sh...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:50:00 GMT

From a modern poet

It's so relievingTo know that you're leaving as soon as you get paidIt's so relaxingTo hear that you're asking wherever you get your wayIt's so soothingTo know that you'll sue me, this is starting to ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 00:47:00 GMT

new name

like thew new name? I'll probably lose some friends for it but hey. I can't help it that I care. what girl wants messy hair after they purge?
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 15:22:00 GMT