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Higher the body count, the harder Jameson laughed!

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About Me


I'm that guy your mom warned you about. But hey, we both know that you never listened to her...
I'm either brutally honest about most things or I'll twirl around the subject so many times you'll forget where we started. It comes and goes.
Keeps things interesting.
My cool demeanor keeps me out of fights that my smart-ass attitude sometimes starts....what can I say...sometimes I have to comment...
Monotony is my enemy...the daily grind my nemises...finding ways out of them is a hobby in and of itself. Like seeing how many cones I can knock over in a construction zone...or pushing someone's buttons...or getting complete strangers to give their numbers. Sometimes I'm late for work...sometimes I'm on time...I am the drop of mercury that you can't destroy or contain easily. :D
Despite my antics and anti-organizational mindset...I can be responsible and dependable from time to time. (When you're not looking)
Ehh. I'm laid back. Chilling is what I do best. Whether its over coffee at some cafe', in front of a good movie, or the occasional stroll with someone cool, whatever it is, I'm there.
I zone out on a daily basis. Its the only way I stay sane sometimes. I tend to live by the "Work hard, play hard" principle. One could argue I'm bi-polar in that sense....either extremely focused on what I'm doing or could give a shit less. I swear at inanimate objects. Frequently. I picked this habit up trying to fix things I can't get to work half the time. I seemingly love arguments. Always in one or finding new ways to start one. I challenge things. What you see isn't always what you get. I pick fun at peeps all the time. I like to get a rise out of people. Why have monotonous chit-chat when I can be pushing buttons?
I wear t-shirts with provacative slogans or phrases on them to garner a reaction.
Say something you know they might attack you for!
Believe me, watching you walk away from me with a disgusted look on YOUR face puts a smile on mine. I am an asshole at times. And don't believe I don't relish in it when I'm in the mood. I am stubborn in the few ways I do have. I assume everyone is a retard until proven otherwise. I usually prefer quality > quantity. I am ONLY optimistic when there is nothing in my grasp to hope for. I can most certainly be an elitist when the occasion rises. I don't prefer to boast, but rather....have others give their opinions of the things I've done. Even when I know I'm the best at a particular thing, I won't say it. Being humble covers when you do fuck up and eliminates the drama of feinting to be number 1 at....whatever.
I r Irish. I celebrate Patty's Day and get shitfaced. Ye dun like it? Eat me.
Painfully, brutally and unflinchingly honest at times, though the delivery can be carefully executed, I am a strange mix of civilized man of GQ and the barbaric Wolfgar in folklore. Throw in a little cockiness, a twist of sarcastic wit, and a pinch of humor. There. Now you have a Jamo.
But hey, I know me....Autobiographies suck...(fiction is better anyways) You really wanna know what makes me tick? Drop me a line dammit. I'm busy working, hacking computers or chasing skirts atm...so leave a complaint after the beep -----Jameson

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



SOMEONE REAL

You could be the epitome of who I'd wander to the other side of the street to avoid. The person I'd initially fit into a box and throw away somewhere in the back of my head. The one I couldn't remember the face of 15 minutes later. You could be everything I hate. And hate is a strong word.

But...

If you are yourself to everyone, not multi-faceted, true to yourself and others.......Prove you have a voice, an opinion, steadfast truths, clearly defined boundaries, weaknesses that are observable, yet you could care less....

You suddenly make that much more sense.

Perfection does not exist. Feining it does not earn you more respect from me.

WHATEVER it is,as long as you are unfiltered and know who you are, I want to meet you.

I'm here to meet women. We'll see how far I get. Still. Anyone who wants to yap, I'll give em the chance.

But if you're all looks, no personality - I won't pay you mind.

I can tell you who I don't want to meet: Gay guys looking to screw me (you laugh, but they've tried...) women who are married, single mothers (not so much the women themselves....but the interference of the child), emo kids, anyone without a job, anyone without a sense of direction.

But most of all, indecisive people. They piss me off. My biggest pet peeve.

Someone who actually enjoys conversing....as opposed to bitching about their own lives or about one or two things consistently. Someone who will take it in any which way, regardless of how obscure, in-depth, shallow or cool it might be. Someone who uses uncommon words in their vocabulary. Someone with a brain. Come on.

Someone who could finish my sentences. Suprise me and catch me off guard in the best ways. Do things together. I want a chess partner, lover, bitch, best friend, better half and arch-nemesis all rolled into one. Someone who can take me toe to toe. And then have the gall to throw me off the edge if they got the chance.Because if they didn't, I would.Not only would she know this full and well...but smile at the thought.

I want a challenge

(Diane Lane) This woman is the clear, poingant example of what perfection looks like at 40+

(Gambit - X-men) This is the last guy you want to lose a card game to. Gambit owns. Cherie.

(Faye Valentine - Cowboy Bebop) Oh, but if looks could kill. Ditz meets class and cowgirl rolled into one package they call "Faye Faye"

(Dante - Devil May Cry) See, House and Dante are my two favorite smartasses ever. But Dante could destroy House...so naturally, he rocks.

(Kylie Minogue) Careful, she's a heartbreaker. And quite possibly the only reason Austrailia hasn't been written off as completely ass-backwards.

(Clive Owen) Clive is simply an awesome guy. Countless interviews confirm this. I'd love to have a drink or three and just shoot the shit with him.

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My Blog

This summer of craziness....

First of all, the last time I made a blog entry, we didn't have that cool feature that shows if your friends have updated their profile or not......and we certainly didn't have a blinkless edit line t...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Ugh.

What a boring summer. I've moved and worked.  That's about it.  No crazy stories.....no "boys of summer" ending, no nothing.  I have more to gripe about than I have good to say.   ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:16:00 GMT

...Houston, we have liftoff....

Unwinding in the web of emotions that generally procede legendary exodus(es), our hero puffs on a $15 cigar....   My little trip out of Alaska was interesting.  I had virtually zero planning...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Ignition engaged....

Some of you know, most of you don't.   Its official.  I'm leaving AK. Got ferry reservations locked, fingers crossed and all sorts of shit to do before I can get out of here.  T-minus 3...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:23:00 GMT

Light at the end of the tunnel.

Seriously, it might be visable.   That one thing I want the most just might be tripping over itself for me.  I might get out of here earlier than I thought. I thought even after I finally fi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:18:00 GMT

Lighten up

People are so fixated on making a good first impression and kissing ass these days, its making me sick.  I've been hearing it far too often as of late.  Its nothing any one person has said o...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:28:00 GMT

Nightcap

Nothing compares to being at "home".  Familiar patterns, the family aura, the feeling of security and the new conversations that transpire with old people you know. I forgot how much I missed it...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:36:00 GMT

The weekend before the weekend.

People these days.  What ever happened to that guy/chick who can brush things off their shoulders, whatever life throws at them?  I like to think I'm one....and I have a nasty habit of runn...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:57:00 GMT

Define Irony

What a strange weekend.  In a good way. I woke up Saturday morning happy for once.  I wasn't hung over or reeling, picking the scabs of my brain trying to figure out just what the hell happe...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 23:21:00 GMT

Give me a reason to reason again

Off and on.  Someone's having fun with the button. I used to know where I stood as far as my tendencies, habits and protocol when dealing with the opposite sex has been.  Not sure where the ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 16:17:00 GMT