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spider

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a 5 year old American Hairless Terrier. You may have looked at me and said "she's a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm", but no. I live with a guy named Johnny who you'll find in my Favorites list. I was born in Georgia, but I don't have a southern accent, thank the gods. I enjoy carrots, meat, and the company of women. You can tell I'm happy when I jump vertically, over and over.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That great dane bitch that tried to kill me a few years ago but only ended up taking a chunk out of Johnny's tricep, ruining his Provincetown hoodie. You're dead, bitch!

My Blog

moocows

It is 11:11 pm on the 9th day of the 1st month of the 2008th year of the calendar of someone-or-other.  I was born about 7 years ago.  About that...You know, kind of like the way they change...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:11:00 GMT

Favorite Live Shows Ever- Bill Hicks, Bikini Kill, Kiss '75...

I was just daydreaming today about some of my favorite live shows I've seen over the years. One of my favorites was Bill Hicks at Carolines in NYC, many years ago.  I was in town visiting a girlf...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 13:30:00 GMT

My Breasts Rub On The Cold Grass

Hello Buttnuts! It's almost Halloween, and I think you know what that means.  That's right, it's getting chilly outside, and it's time for me to start wearing layers.  I have some pretty sex...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 15:22:00 GMT

Dogs In Movies

I was watching the movie version of Bewitched earlier.  There's a dog in it.  He was kind of cute, but I would've played the part a little louder I think.  I don't know.  I mean, I...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:36:00 GMT