Tina Turnoff |
Gunther found this guy while browsing the interwebs and internets. I found the following haikus to be a bit coarse, but Gunther had some quite strong socio-political arguments to back them up, so...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 18:04:00 GMT |
a political haiku by floy |
george bush, ravaged tooshweapons of ass destructionfuck you osama-by floy
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 17:06:00 GMT |
betamax vs. vhs: a discussion and haiku in three parts |
masturbation time --which visual stimulusto aid my pursuit?
a man's got choices:betamax or vhs?vhs. here's why:
crisco fist-to-cuffs,dick-mittens & spry-kittens --both on video
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 19:26:00 GMT |
elephantitis, a haiku for an imperforate anus |
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elephantitis --bulbous bag of swollen fleshskin stretched thin like mesh ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Posted by on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 19:23:00 GMT |
I am error |
the aberzombie --he's nipped & tucked, waxed & pluckedinfected & fucked
conical apexsly satellite secretionswimming 'round inside
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 23:34:00 GMT |
awareness through haiku |
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he sleeps in the eartharthur russell with cellothe disco disease
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freddie mercury,easy-e, fela kuti,and klaus nomi
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Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 14:59:00 GMT |
haughty haikus sampler vol. 2 |
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Tepid testicles Tucked tenderly together Scrunched be...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 16:04:00 GMT |
haughty haikus sampler vol. 1 |
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blue lycra singletstretched taut 'round my supple assI'll get the crisco
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nearsighted visionwee amoeba on his lensmomus lost an ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:49:00 GMT |
haughty harold haiku |
is officially open for business!
feel free to drop me a haiku -- I don't bite, unless you want me too! ROLFERS!!!
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 14:39:00 GMT |
