My name is Aaron.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep its in a chair.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike piano playing.
I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes.
I lead a dangerous life.
I'm sarcastic and a good time.
I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Cubs, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
I enjoy urban landscaping.
I like dogs and hate cats.
I play sports and leisure games at near professional level.
I write award winning poetry.
I put the "ease" in Chinese.
I translate ethnic slurs for refugees.
I am an expert in painting, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.
I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.
The laws of physics do not apply to me.
Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
I breed prizewinning showdogs.
I have won bar fights in Texas, bullfights in Pamplona, cliff diving competitions in Acapulco, and golf tournaments in Pebble Beach.
And yet, I am 24.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
3 6 mafia, rob and big, quite a few women, fedor, probably a lot more
