I stole The Monkey from the Arts Alive Pro Heroes Show August 5, 2006. HA!
When the Heroes were LEAST expecting it (when they were getting naked behind the Art Center building) I saw the monkey sitting all by himself on top of a pile of Pro Heroes T-shirts. I thought to myself "Self, I could steal the t-shirts and sell them for my own profit, but NO...The Monkey is much MUCH more valuable to the Pro Heroes!!!"
So i've decided to steal The Monkey. You can get The Monkey back to the Pro Heroes, But you must PAY for their trip to Washington that they so desperately want donations for!
Don't get me wrong. I don't want to HELP them. I just NEVER want to see them in Eureka EVER again! Send them to Washington FOR GOOD!
If you fans EVER want to see The Monkey again and want him back in the Pro Heroe's care send all RANSOM money (donations) directly to the Pro Heroes. Any little bit will help them to get out of my way! I want to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! But with them around I'm not able to get any of my evil schemes even planned out. They are too keen.
Damn Pro Heroes!
