And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother,
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy,
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee,
You know what I really want in a girl? Me,
I need to find a new vagina,
Any kind of new vagina,
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina,
Calvin Klein? Kinda
North Carolina,
interesting people, with independent thoughts
tho a little less on the psychopathic side than i normally seem to attract would be nice
Alkaline Trio Allman Brothers Anti-Flag Beatles Blink-182 Bloc Party Blood Hound Gang Blues Traveler Cake The Clash Coheed & Cambria Death Cab Deep Bannana Blackout Drowning Pool Evanescence Eve 6 Family Force 5 Flogging Molly The Grateful Dead Green day Gym Class Heros Hello Goodbye(only the EP) Hollywood Undead Incubus Jefferson Airplane Kottonmouth Kings Less Than Jake MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE Motion City Soundtrack Nirvana NOFX Offspring Pink Floyd Postal Service REM Regina Spektor The Shins Something Corporate Spinshank Static X Sublime System Of A Down Three Days Grace
Mittens
Mittens really is my best friend. Since fucking birth yo, we is blood you cant fuck with that. He is the best little brother I could ask for no lie hes the bomb.
Mikey
O god i love this fucking kid. We have so much fun together. No matter how crappy I'm feeling he can always make me smile. We can have talks about stupid shit like ice cream and cupcakes or real conversations about philosophy and science. We have had a lot of rocky times but it has all been worth it because it all led up to this happiness we found. You will always be one of my very best friends. I will always be there for you. I love you baby :)
Becca
I don't even know where to start. She's my oldest friend and knows me best out of everyone. I need her to keep me sane haha. She can always tell me what I'm really thinking and put herself in my shoes, even if I dunno what the fucks going on haha. So many memories I cant even start. I see her like every weekend now
Nick
What can i say about nick, some of my memories are with him. He is such a good person. I envy his optimism for mankind and love of making people smile. We never see each other anymore but i'm still here for you when ever you need me. Besties fo life g
Tommy
Haha Tom deff one of my best friends. He always listens to my bullshit and I listen to his. I love how he can give me honest unbiased opinions and he doesn't take what I say the wrong way ever. He is such an awesome person and doesn't get too wrapped up in other people's opinions or ideas he develops his own. It's so funny to look back and see how our friendship all started back in civics class because of Cian haha. I know we are always gunna have each other's backs.
Kayla
So this broad is my wifey.
Emily
Haha i love this bitch. Even though she is always FUCKING BUSY. She is like my lil psychologist ha. We deff have to make the all girl version of super bad.
Douggie
This kid LOVES the cock. It's ok tho because he is a fucking RIOT haha. Me and Kayla are serious about what we said, ya know...if you weren't gay.
Sammie
Even though she tries to molest me all the time haha I love her. So pissed the cookie store isn't in the mall anymore.