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About Me

Im a bright young american penny from Auschwitz and I've come here to make it big. www.ryan-whitney.com, Inkbat too. Don't be alarmed, but I'm considered a SLIder. Last but not in the least, I am a preferred customer at the grocery store Jewel.

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my friends at starbucks around eight o'clock

My Blog

time

hey everyone, The Queen Bee here just checking in on how y'all been feelin. It sure has been a long time. That is to say if time itself has been a long thing would be something of a thing that takes t...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:32:00 GMT

a character has been developed

I feel very spooky today because it's Sunday the 15th Has anyone ever heard of improvisation? It's a form of script acting without the script, you see? I "improved"(and improved at it) a week ago in...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:08:00 GMT

megacolon

Hey whats the deal, the price of fake mustaches went up by four dollars. It's sort of comical because the price of gasoline recently went down...Do you think that they're trying to balance the money l...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:47:00 GMT

dinosaurs used to call themselves humans

omg I just got home and realized that my myspace browser window was still opened up! That means it said that I was online for hours and hours but in all actuality I really wasn't! I'm so pissed I just...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:27:00 GMT

I am not nose whistling dicks, see?

I've been on a naughty schedule lately. I don't blame anyone but the Titans. I read that the Olympians are nothing compared to the Titans. I guess in a sick and twisted ass way, that's a metaphor for ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:04:00 GMT

A Tale For the Faint of Heart and Faint of Vertebra

I kept my movies too long from blockbuster. I spent a little under an hour, and twenty minutes over a half hour, at blockbuster video on Division&Ashland looking for a new batch of hollywood DVD's...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:17:00 GMT

All cats and dogs do is POOpooPOO

'when two thousand and six rolls around, the Dark Lord will rise up and devour the earth.' You are thinking inside of your brain that "it's 2006 already." AND THATS EXACTLY THE POINT! This halloween...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:29:00 GMT

ibuprofen helps your nails to stop growen, Owen

i put my sock on sideways six minutes ago. i was watching neve campbell on letterman when i did it. i youtubed neve campbell..my sock isn't straight.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:29:00 GMT

Driven across, and I still don't floss

Hi, John K here, I'm in the pacific time zone. It took us a day and half of another one to complete the tranformation. It's just as cold as the eastern time zone here, if not colder. Or am I saying th...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:33:00 GMT

I plan on using my pillow and my blanket and my toothbrush and a napkin today

I can't file my nails. I've really only tried to do it once and it WAS under severe pressure...so maybe I can do it if I just try once more. But then again, I'll probably just fail. Trade you St. Jam...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:32:00 GMT