The Slingers

The Slingers commenced after many years of struggling to bring back the "boy band" era. They gave up the dream and settled for raw unpolished rock n' roll. They sarted drinking and partying more often, refrained from using hair products, and slept with many more women. This inspired songs and spawned a lifestyle that paralleled pirates, cowboys, and republican politicians. God only knows what The Slingers will do next.