Colour Blind Fuck. |
Very hungover. Very late for work.Man on phone complains that he can't use website because he's colour blind."Ok Sir, we'll make the website black and white; if YOU can't tell one colour from the othe...
Posted by SHANE on Sun, 13 May 2007 05:25:00 PST |
Atlas Shrugged. |
''The lights and the flowers. Do they expect those things make them romantic, not the other way around? ...There wasn't a person there who felt anything at all. They moved about, and they said the sam...
Posted by SHANE on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Last night on the way home from the Circus. |
I was mugged.
How did this happen to me? I lived in New Cross for 4 years and have managed to beat would-be muggers off without even dropping my burger, yet last night three ugly teenag...
Posted by SHANE on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Helen Mirren's Death. |
Seeing a great play is like a really good fuck. As soon as it's over, you can feel your brain and your body rushing together again after a brief parting. You become aware of your breathing again, year...
Posted by SHANE on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST |
Ball and Chain. |
"I don't understand why half the world is still crying man. While the other half the world is still crying too man, and they can't get it together. I mean, if you've got to care for one day man, and I...
Posted by SHANE on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST |
Yesterday... |
Yesterday, as I slipped off the 177 into and stalked my way past the Hob, I realised my face had independently contorted into a manic smile. My legs and belly felt so light, and my chest was beaming a...
Posted by SHANE on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST |
