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Less Talk, More Transplant

I am here for Friends

About Me

I can quote 'Aliens' from beginning to end, dance the "Dance of the Unsatisfied Nurse Shark," and do imitations of various animals as if they were drunk. Ask me about my millipedes. They're milli-tastic!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Peoples who can properly use "defenestration" in a sentence and people who know how to properly judge the defensive properties of a building against a zombie attack.

My Blog

A Man Called Horse of a Different Colour(Room correction)

Too all my friends and co-conspirators, I'm not much for going on about my medical business online, but a few things have happened that I'd like everyone to know. (Currently my throat is really blood...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:28:00 GMT

Hard Days Night of the Living Dead

So...since everyone is asking about the new name, here's the skinny: Unfortunately it has come to pass that Nancy's current lungs are just not cuttin' it. So, my good ole doc has decided to get me wor...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:32:00 GMT

Bits

-All I want is a normal, simple bird feeder. Not this: http://cgi.ebay.com/Amish-Gazebo-Oval-Large-Wood-Bird-Feeder -Cedar-Roof_W0QQitemZ140092400158QQihZ004QQcategoryZ42350QQt cZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Whimsical Kitteh Musing

In the spirit of T.S.Elliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, I give you my little poem: Kitty Crazys Pockets is a nutty cat Of that you can be sure She's apt to dart this way and that her insani...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:34:00 GMT

Buy my virginity for fiddy dollah

-Movie I am currently raving about(in a good way): 'Funky Forest: The First Contact". Only the Japanese could make this movie. Or perhaps the French. But the French would stick some existential meanin...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Are my boobies that invisible?

Dear old man in YMCA, I AM NOT A "YOUNG MAN"!!! Die in a fire. That is all.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:48:00 GMT