About Me
my name is jessica mary johnston joseph lee, son of jesus.i spent most of my time dressed up in an odd fashion, as my friends are transexuals.my friends and i are special. we often scare people, possibly because we dress up as scupa divers, but its still insulting when people run away from us...you may recognise me from such bands an "The S Club Tribute band" "Sperm Meets Egg" and "The Four Legged Tripod."my birthday is on national aids day.a wise man once said to me "why use a watering can, is there something wrong with a jug? and do YOU have plastic lemons decorating your mantle peice?"i have abnormally large feet, and my elbows seem to be back to front.when im drunk, it has been known for me to turn around, make a "spaz" face and scream, "im the muffin man."now. my friends.EMILY.
one day, as we were walking around inverness shopping centre, dressed as transexuals, a man shouted down the elevator "SHES A GIRL!" at emily.
emily is a special kind of fello. when shes drunk she gets very possesive over me and beats people up that are mean to me.
when i first met her, in P2, i was the only one who spoke to her, as everyone else refered to her a "daddy longlegs".
emily is tall.
we used to pretend her name was Emma Lee, so we could be sister.
as you can tell. we lead a deep and meaningful life.JEN.
Jennifer is, well...strange.
when we are together, we die each others hair, and eat ice cream.
we take "pointless" trips to car parks and come back someone happier than before.
jennifer like to dance. a lot. we were once at woolworths and when she found out there was a camera at the door she stopped for 15 minutes and danced. i believe the routine included the robot dance.
a few months ago, a few of us, about seven, went back to jens and ended up doing S Club 7 at a talent show.
jennifer has very large breasts. when im stressed, need to relax and calm down, she kindly offers them as a resting point.KATHERINE
hahahahahahahahaha. woof. hahahahahahahha.katherine will understand.MAXINE AND AYESHA
these two are normally found together. maxine is oddly nice and some what perfect.
ayesha likes to speak the truth. for example "yeah and remind me, how many days have you not cheated on your boyfriend for etc etc."
maxine dances. and she uses a wide range of facial expressions.
ayesha likes lollies. buy her one.VITTORIA.
oh vittoria. shes one of a kind. i love it when she gets REALLY pissed of and starts saying not nice stuff about people. im going to film it one day.
i love vittoria.
we always get caught spanking each other in class and we get sent out. well, normally i get sent out. she seems to get away with it.RACHEL,BOB,CLAIR.
well. these are the sexiest girls youll meet in a while. they are amazing. they like to watch and laugh at me and emily and jen doing stupid stuff, and then they walk away at the right moment. normally as EVERYONE looks at us.
Rachel is so funny. one time when i was in a shop with her (ottakers in fact, odd) we were taking security tags off stuff and we put one in a pram when the baby was sleeping :) when they went out and it buzzed the baby woke up and cried. a lot. mwahahahaha.
Bob is one of those people that stays quite for a while then comes out with something that makes you pee yourself. she always wears a hat. :)
Clair is amazing. her breasts are too :)
no matter what you tell her to do, shell do it.OTHERS
well. mike's a funny kind of fello. everytime someone calls him pretending to be a retard, he automatically assumes its me. it can be insulting.
ive known daryl since i was 3. he always disappears and everyone thinks hes been killed. and then he jumps on you. hes oddly good at tripping people up.
kenneth seems to get my jokes when no one else does, its odd. kenneth looks like a peadophile when he staightens his hair.
"the balcony crew"
these guys are legends. theyre also very odd. it seems all of my friends are. bruce is just, wierd. in a nice way. he makes odd clucking noices. niel is like my brother because most of the conversations we have are him giving me "safty tips" for being sensible with general substances. steve spends most of him time defending him sexuality. calum likes to tell you where him cat is situated. and he is the king of ice cream. i might buy him a factory if i magically become rich. *come on the lemracons* kerr always looks at me as if im crazy. ive known him since P1 and i still cant say him name right.
