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joe

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: March 22 1986
Birthplace: Maryland
Current Location: PA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: both nigga
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adio son
Your Weakness: sk00l
Your Fears: sk00l
Your Perfect Pizza: xtra chees0rs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lots biish
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lawl
Thoughts First Waking Up: goin back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: sex
Your Bedtime: uh fuck bedtime suck me
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king fo sho
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ewwwwww
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: uh
Do you Smoke: uh yea fo sh0
Do you Swear: too much
Do you Sing: atleast try
Do you Shower Daily: fo sho
Have you Been in Love: i guess thats what you call it
Do you want to go to College: bin there done that
Do you want to get Married: fo sho
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no motion = sex = love = the pwnz0r
Do you think you are Attractive: i guess idk
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: ye sorta
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes dumbass
In the past month have you Smoked: duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yea
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: thats personal fo sho
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nnnnnnnnnnnnnno
In the past month have you been on Stage: um no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yea mofo's
Ever Shoplifted: plenty of times fo sho
How do you want to Die: fast and ez
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pornstar sike
What country would you most like to Visit: Hawii
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Weight: not over 200
Best Clothing Style: fuck how would i kno.
Number of Drugs I have taken: nfi
Number of CDs I own: more then 100?
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
Yeah you like them apples dont you?


BIOGRAPHY
What is your full birth name? Joe Sweeney
What is your date of birth? March 22 1986
Where were you born? Maryland
What are your parents' names? dont feel like typing that plz and thanks
How many siblings do you have? How old are they and what are their names? 2
What's your hair color? brown
What's your eye color? blue
How tall are you? 6'2
How much do you weigh? 150
What size shoe do you wear? 10%
What's your house look like? How many bedrooms, bathrooms, etc.? 5 rooms 4 bathroom
How many pets do you have? What are they and what are their names? 1 dog
What's your marital status? single
FAVORITES
Animal? dog
Color? blue / black
Sport? b-ball
Artist/ Group? mobb deep
Movie? hah lots
Actor? dunno
Actress? dunno
Food? pizza
Drink? pepsi
Restaurant? Red Robin son
Car? mustang
School subject? boo
Cologne/ perfume? cologne
Television show? viva la bam
Television station? mtv ^
Radio station? 99.3 kissfm i think..
Vacation spot? Hawii
Clothing store/ brand? eck0
Holiday? all of em
THIS OR THAT?
McDonalds or Burger King? burger king
Pepsi or Coca-Cola? pepsi
Cell phone or the Internet? both
Movies or television? movies
Board games or cards? cards
MTV or VH1? mtv
Horror or comedy? i like em both
Summer or winter? summer
Dogs or cats? dogs
Appetizers or dessert? appetizers
Concerts or gigs? concerts
Parties or get-togethers? parties
Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
Beer, vodka, or wine? beer
1970s or 1980s? 1980s
Rain or snow? snow
Mario or Luigi? mario can fuck luigi up son
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, or Jessica Simpson? christina aguilera
Drunk or high? high
Day or night? night
Black or white? black
CDs or mixes? mixes
Corvette or Mustang? mustang
Reality shows or sitcoms? sitcoms
HAVE YOU EVER?
Been high? How about any other drugs? Care to mention? couple ig uess
Been drunk? yes
Stolen something? What was it? yes black light
Gotten in a fist-fight? yeah
Had sex? yeah
Vandalized someone's property? sorta
Ran over an animal? once
Trespassed? yes
Wished death on someone? :X maybe
Told your parents you hated them? no i dont remeber maybe
Been fake to someone?
Flew on an airplane? YES
Broken a bone? If so, what was it? YES
Been in a car accident? yes
RANDOM QUESTIONS
Do you find yourself attractive? no
Are you a jealous person? no
What do you want to be when you get older? Dream job? no
What's your cumulative grade point average? college
What's the meanest thing you've ever said to anyone? hi
Do you fart, burp, etc. in front of your friends? How about in front of anyone? yeah :X
If you had to go on a reality show, what one would it be? uh no idea
Who are your top 3 male and top 3 female friends? blake david todd
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? How many and where? yeah ears lol
Do you like drama? ye kinda
What do you think is your best feature - physical & personality? ass / toes { lol }
Would you change for someone you liked? nah
Would you rather be physically or mentally hurt? physically
What do you appreciate most in life? BEER
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My Interests

Music:

Teh music
BonE thUGs 'n HarMony
Mobb deep
Thrice
Alkaline Trio
DMX
ODB
Wu-tang Clan
Green Day
Fat Joe
Limp Bizcut
Necro
Trapt
Alkaline Trio
Big L
Boot Camp Clik
Dilated Peoples
Gangstarr
Sean Price
Heiroglyphics
Cypress Hill
Eminem
Hoobastank
Jay - z
Jedi Mind Tricks
Afroman

Movies:



I'll add more later

Books:

FINAL
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