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joe , aka chelsea lanes dad

ELVIS IS MY CO-PILOT.

About Me

I'VE BEEN MARRIED 22 YEARS TO THE "WORLD FAMOUS SCENE MOM". WE HAVE 2 CHILDREN (YOUNG ADULTS). MY PASSION IS WORKING ON OLD CARS & I'M SOLE PROPRIETOR OF "UNCIVIL ENGINEERING" MOTOR VEHICLE REPAIR, WELDING & TROUBLESHOOTING, MORE FOR FUN THAN INCOME . I'VE WORKED AT RINKER CEMENT MILL SINCE 1984, 1 MONTH AFTER HITCHIN' UP WITH THE WIFE . YES, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STAY MARRIED & AT THE SAME JOB FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME (DOES THAT MEAN I'M INSTITUTIONALIZED ?). TATTOOS , GOING TO SHOWS WITH FAMILY, SURFING WITH MY DAUGHTER, LOVE FOR CADILLACS & OLD CARS I SHARE WITH MY SON, & TALKING TO OTHER OLDER GREASERS ABOUT... WELL, CARS, ROCKABILLY,& CARS!!! ..

My Interests

ANYTHING WITH AN INTERAL COMBUSTION ENGINE, THE OLDER THE BETTER.

I'd like to meet:

I USED TO SAY "BETTIE PAGE OR ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HER" BUT REALLY, AT MY AGE I BETTER JUST HANG OUT WITH OTHER OLD GUYS.

Music:

ROCKABILLY, HILLBILLY, TRADITIONAL COUNTRY (THIS STEMS FROM A PUNK ROCK BACKGROUND DATING BACK TO 1978).

Movies:

CHRIS FARRLEY, BEN STILLER MOVIES. THAT HOWARD HUGHS MOVIE & THE JOHNNY CASH MOVIE (YOU KNOW THE ONES).ALSO MY FAVORITE TEAR JERKER, THE ONE WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS IN THE AFTER LIFE WHEN HE ASKS THAT YOUNG LADY(I DONT WANT TO GIVE IT AWAY) WHY SHE HASN'T FINISHED THE CHESS GAME? AND HER RESPONSE...(SNIF).

Television:

HISTORY CHANNEL, DISCOVERY CHANNEL. YEA, I KNOW IT'S SAD.

Books:

TECH BOOKS ON MACHINES, ENGINES, TOOLS & HOW TO BOOKS. I TOLD YOU IT'S SAD.(OH YA, OLD SKOOL RODZ).

Heroes:

ANYONE WHO WORKS HARD & LIVES BY GOOD WORK ETHICS.