ROMANO WORLD

I'm a pretty complex creature. Hatched 18 months prematurely, I immediately began my residency at Ronald Reagan Memorial Hospital focusing on geriatric neurology. After being wrongfully released as a result of my founding an annual hide your own Easter egg contest I happily moved on.By the time I became completely amphibious I decided that I still wanted to help people but in a non traditional way. It was at that time I decided to enter the mystic world of acupuncture. After discovering that my clients weren’t in favor of my dipping the tips of the little therapeutic tools in tattoo ink I once again found myself at a crossroads.Having completely shed the skin of my first season I found myself still eager to help the people of this world. Ingeniously concealing my prepubescent tail I entered the monastery. After a brief conversation with a couple future colleagues it was determined that it would be too difficult to conceal my hooves. Although only temporary they claimed that they were “un-natural”.At this very moment I am sitting on the toilet of a truck stop in Hooterville, Oklahoma. The smell is putrid and the soft flicker of the fluorescent lights is forcing my mind to be over come with thoughts of freshly laundered slacks and fish oil capsules. I will write more when my fingers have healed.