hey, i'm dave.
i put on gigs, please come and check out these bands, click on the poster to hear the main artist and if you enjoy, come along!
fan of - flood of red, drinking, jagermeister, gigs, being a fanboy, screaming, dancing like a fool, still game, cheesy beans on toast, thrive, when my requests get played, one man circle pits, dancing to a song by myself at hive on an empty dancefloor, doing the homer simpson "woob woob woob" dance, tour diary updates, lucky charms, screamo, hardcore, emo, post-hardcore, powerpop, saying "suck ma dick", hayley williams, halo 3, awesome hugs, listening to girls bitching, being an agony aunt, how she was hotter at the mission, tgi fridays, productive days, the fact I look better in cats shirt than she does, good band practices, the fact people can rant at me, getting drunk at peoples houses, studio 24, hive, barfly, barrowlands, joop, house partys with alot of people you know and a few you don't, daryl palumbo, being chinese, bubble pipes, chinese from xia's, diesil red for girls, i am my own hero, ben and jerrys phish food, sound band members, the fact I pretty much always see my favourite band for free, dick van dyke, blackcurrant high juice, ilf, dragging cat up to dance on an empty opium dancefloor, truthbox, the lethal combination of rocket launcher and sword, the old hide behind the corner then punch move, ring of fire, when everyones wasted, tuesdays, fajitas, the midget from "livingston" with a dyke haircut, the words cunt and diiiick, when people notice and care about shite! paris hilton, jeff hardy, rob van fucking damm, winston ingram, victor mcdade, jack jarvis, tam mullen, isa drennan, navid harrid, boaby, eric, drunken car rides, pictures from fish eye cameras, 4am trips to asda, ireland, closing my eyes and thinking about the better weather, sitting outside and having a good chat, cold cider and black at gigs, prawn mayo oval bites, sausage rolls from greggs, hive crew, people that have previously seen and liked my band, knocking over tables by mistake then running away, seeing people for the first time in a million years, drunken phonecalls, sing alongs, gangchants, dead or alive, AIDS, asda 54p coke, the fact I used to sleep in the bottom on my wardrobe, monopoly and the aero evil empire, chips n cheese, snipers, grenades, shotguns, banjo, skips, the 44 bus, the wee sad piano tune in scrubs, murphys law, james nesbitt, piano, discworld, bones, bad jokes.
not a fan of - people that snap at you constantly, the fact that the 3 best bands in edinburgh have not split up, people that can't spell lostprophets properly, talking to people in toilets, total dicks, getting beaten to it, dreams that give you false hope, lack of sleep, downing gassy drinks, the fact you can see if someones read your message or not on myspace, the general public, people that read the message but don't message back, drama, A7X, people that complain about everything when they have nothing to complain about, not having a 360 or gta 4, people that I can't describe but are dicks, the fact i'm always the best friend, the fact i've never been to a proper wedding, brightly colored skinny jeans, having to pay to dry my fucking hands, the fact that it's clearly gta 5 or 6, the fact I want a redneck shirt, the fact I can't get a redneck shirt, drunken phone calls, user account control, people that never listen to reason and live in there own strange world, when people ditch all there friends for a partner (not a dig, just generally), zango, how long i've been single for, the fact me and liam are the only people that haven't pulled in hive, beer, empty gigs, lying cunts, the fact I always go for girls that are too good for me, high wasted skirts, not being creative, when I lose all my chat, when people steal your jacket, when people say "I wish I could go back to..", him even though i've got no reason not to, feeling small, not knowing who said what in your truthbox, feeling stupid, getting shouted at when you don't deserve it, the cold shoulder, the 26 bus, the movie piracy advert - I'm watching the fucking dvd to see this advert so clearly I'm not being a pirate you cunt, soundmen that don't care, the fact that neighbours is now on channel 5, trying my best but not being able to impress as the girls around town just couldn't care less, being stuck in the middle, bad flyers, the fact i've not been able to buy myself anything pretty for the last year, carling academy, abc, secc, cabaret fucking shitty voltaire, breaking down, guitar strings breaking, dallas green when not in alexis, how much of a waste of money QMU is, bad pizza, when subways out of meatballs, hangovers, when your too tired to drink but have to go out, george pringle, indigo, hollyoaks, the hills, capatchas, when you can only buy tshirts in ridiculously small sizes, people that think they know things when they don't, violins that aren't played perfectly, haggis, mince, black pudding, cutesy music, will ferrell, when people in shops won't sell you cause not ALL of your friends have ID, the fact I have 0 upper body strength, the fact that it's hurting my eyes to read this so I don't know how you managed!
