THE VAGINA THEORY |
This story happened about three weeks ago. Ive yet to share it, because even I realize that some thing are not meant for the entire Facebook community. -HOWEVER- Since that time, this episode has b...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:02:00 GMT |
my bride, the superhero |
My bride comes home the other day-"Do you smell bar-b-que?"me- "no"her-"I smell bar-b-que."we go for a walk. she is following her nose. "You dont smell that?"me- "no"Six blocks later I start to smel...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:05:00 GMT |
the unit on that kid!!! |
today was rea's first OBGYN appointment.we found out she's eight weeks, four days.when i saw that little heart going at about 5,000 beats per second, mine almost blew through my ribs and into the doct...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:04:00 GMT |
travel the world with me |
Due to my recent trip to Costa Rica, and the insuing unidentified illness that Ive chosen to call, rectal stinkage vomitingits enduced anorexia , someone has sbeen asking the question, "would you t...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:03:00 GMT |
2008 matties |
Okay, before I get started, let me explain. I am at heart, still a dork. I have some kind of weird numbers obsession. I am unable to pass up any list in any magazine that I cross. Top ten best dre...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:02:00 GMT |
pull up your pants, dickwad |
I know you usually turn to my blogs for a little humor. but im a pretty heavily involved political guy. recently, ive been trying to keep my opinions to myself, but sometimes i just get too pissed o...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:02:00 GMT |
rollerblading and rapping; like peanut butter in my chocolate |
So Im rollerblading down the Hermosa Strand.Yes, I realize this makes it at least 45% more likely that in your head, Im gay.But if it helps, I spent more time looking at rollerblading bikini clad w...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:01:00 GMT |
life, more 100 yard dash, than marathon |
Okay, I posted a quick note today, and it got me thinking, and Im no good at keeping my thoughts to myself, so here it goes.Today, I decided to run a marathon, seven weeks from now.More on that late...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:00:00 GMT |
why is farting funny? |
Will we ever evolve, as a society, to the point where we are able to realize and actualize that love and sex are not mutually exclusive and maybe not even directly correlated?I doubt it.But we should...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 19:58:00 GMT |
Tale of the butcherous barber... Warning, details may lead you to a witness protection program |
This is the story of one mans battle against his hair. Before you read on, let it be known that youve been warned. It gets ugly.Lets start from the beginning:July- naked, in the shower, Ive just w...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:39:00 GMT |
