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Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation]

If I wanted to talk to an asshole, I'd fart.

About Me

Well I was born Feb. 1, 1990 and I've lived in Winston most of my life. I go to North Forsyth High School and I'm a Senior (Bitch Yea!!!). I'm probably one of the most friendly person you'll ever meet. I love writing my own stories. Hopefully I'll be able to become a director/screenwriter and be able to direct my favorite genre, horror. I also want to be an author like Stephen King. If both those flop, I'll be a teacher. One thing I also like to do is make people laugh. I like telling jokes and making people have a good day. Well that pretty much sums me up in a nut shell. If you have any other questions, write to me. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Indie |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

I like wrinting stories, mostly horror, acting in my drama class, going camping, hanging out with friends, seeing movies, and playing video games.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen King (Favorite Writer) Wes Craven (One Of My Favorite Director's) Helena Bonham Carter (Favorite Actress) Tim Burton (One Of My Favorite Director's) Johnny Depp (Favorite Actor) Dani Filth (Favorite Male Lead Singer) Sarah Jezebel Deva (Favorite Female Lead Singer)

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My Blog

Monkey’s Paw Final

Author's Note: This is the final part of Monkey's Paw. I hope you like it.   After his son's death, Stephen slowly fell into depression. He couldn't sleep, cause everytime he closed his eyes, he...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST

Monkey’s Paw Part 3 of 3

Author's Note: This is the third part of Monkey's Paw. I hope you enjoy it. (P.S. If your reading these stories, but not leaving comments, could you leave me some comments. It would make me happy. Th...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

Monkey’s Paw Part 2 of 3

Author's Note: Here's Part 2 of Monkey's Paw. Hope y'all enjoy it.   When Stephen got home, all he wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. It had been a long, long, long, stressful day. A...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

Monkey’s Paw Part 1 of 3

Author's Note: I love to write. I love being able to let forth my imagination upon the world, however dark or twisted it may be. And this next story that I am writing is both dark and twisted. It is ...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:44:00 PST

Deadly Loss Final....maybe.

Author's Note: Yeah, I meant to have this done yesterday, and I almost did, but than I kind of deleted it by accident, so I said fuck it and decided to push it off. Well, here it is. The hopeful fina...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

Deadly Loss Part 2 of 2

Author's Note: I didn't mean for my story to be a Part 1 of whatever thing. The only reason I did that was it was three in the morning when I got finished with about half of this story and I was to t...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:38:00 PST

Deadly Loss Part 1 of 2

Author's Note: This idea came to me while I was looking up pictures of the Grim Reaper (aka Death). It's kind of a fairy tale, something you might see the Grimm Borther's do, which I hope they a...
Posted by Jordan [Really Needs A Vacation] on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST