Women Are Pigs |
During today’s return to Anchorage, I saw this delicious blonde guy jogging with the hottest little summery jogging ensemble on. Thank goodness I was a passenger, or else I would have slowed fro...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 23:57:00 GMT |
The Rules of Fuck Buddies |
Those of you who know and love me know that I've had car troubles. Terminal, serious car troubles. Yes, I managed to get a new ride, which I adore. Yes, I got some help (that dreaded...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:37:00 GMT |
Hi. My name’s Beth and I’m a MySpace-aholic... |
Dear MySpace,
I love the way you have connected me with old friends from high school and I like the way you allow my friends to keep me up to date with the weekends' activities. Ever since I signed u...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:35:00 GMT |
Japanese Halloween Costumes |
So, I'm sitting here trying to figure out what to put together for this year's Halloween costume and thought I'd get some ideas on the internet. The Japanese invented reliable automobiles and mo...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:38:00 GMT |
My Cat's Diary |
Ever sit there and look at your cat, lying there harmlessly in the sun, with not a care in the world, and wonder what the hades goes through that cat brain? Outwardly, they sadly seem ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 15:07:00 GMT |
America the Beautiful |
Independence Day. The day that reminds Americans that they live in the best country on earth. The day that we honor our brave forefathers who were willing to make whatever sacrifices ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:12:00 GMT |
You Know You Live in Alaska if... |
For all of my Cheechako friends and those who live "down in America", this is how to tell you live in Alaska. Take notes, yo.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don'...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:41:00 GMT |
So Far This Year On My Computer |
First of all, let me start off by thanking all my e-friends from all over the world for their life-saving safety tips and valued wisdom. In reviewing the majority of my e-mails so far this year,...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 21:43:00 GMT |
Ode to Alaska |
December 8:It started to snow. The first snow of the season and I took my cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Gra...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 19:04:00 GMT |
Words of Wisdom |
With the close of an ass-kicking 2006, I feel graciously compelled to share the following tidbits of wisdom I've picked up along the way:
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:18:00 GMT |
