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Blasterchef

About Me

alrite kiddas, my name is matthew.
I live in Liverpool which is mostly a shithole full of scallies and bagheads, but its my home and i love it.
I live in a shared house with some other humans in shakeabush, if you dont know where i mean then you are obviously a total shit
I work in a convienance store which isn't too bad, its a job like, i aim to go into teaching eventually once ive saved up a bit of dosh and that.
Playing in bands and going to gigs is my main passion in life.
I LOVE DOING WELL DEATH METAL THINGS LIKE THIS
Crepitation@NRW Deathfest, Germany
Crepitation@Mountains of Death, Switzerland
Neuroma@The Giffard Arms, Wolverhampton
some things about me: sociable.....beer....metal....weed..archaeology....history.. ..gigs....Liverpool FC....working....i offend people with my "humour".
i play guitar and bass to an acceptable level. My Station of Mastication
I PLAY GUITAR FOR NEUROMA - DEATH METAL
I PLAY BASS FOR WHITEWHIND - STONER ROCK
I PLAY BASS FOR CREPITATION - SLAM DEATH
I PLAY BASS FOR DECREPIT WOMB - SLAM DEATH
I COMPLETELY DESPISE DEATHCORE BANDS LIKE HADES CHARIOT, SERAPH IMPALED, AND DEVOUR THY SINS. i remember laughing at you from my ivory tower when you were all into blink 182 and funeral for a friend, now you think your death metal and its comedy. REAL DEATH METAL FANS WILL ALWAYS THINK OF YOU AS NOTHING MORE THAN SHEEP FOLLOWING THE NEXT TREND.
FUCK ENGLAND ITS A GAY SHITHOLE THESEDAYS, the vast majority of english people have lost any concept of their heritage and are a bunch of lazy morons for the most part.
I DONT LIKE: make up on blokes. girls who pull other girls who do it soley to get guys attention cos they are ugly. PEOPLE WHO DONT CONTRIBUTE TO THEIR SOCIETY, PONCEY MIDDLE CLASS SOCIALISTS, COMMIES, PEOPLE WHO HURT WOMEN, FEMMINISTS, MYSOGYNISTS, RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS (ESPECIALLY ISLAMIC ONES), PEOPLE WHO ARE CRUEL TO ANIMALS, POLITICALLY CORRECT TYPES. PEOPLE WHO STEER THE MIDDLE GROUND ARGH MY CAPS LOCK KEY HAS BROKEN
I wish i was a cowboy viking, dont you?
Panzer Tanks are awesome, no one fucks with a guy in a Panzer
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

convicted Paedophiles so i can inflict some gunishment upon them

My Blog

Gorrillas in the Mist

Went down to London on sunday for practice with Crepitation. Whole thing went boss, had a laugh, blitzed the songs etc, then went back to toms. Tom and Mark decided to go to the shop, i didnt need to ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:25:00 GMT

ME!!!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:47:00 GMT

the day i met david hasselhoff

got down to chesire oaks pretty early and there was already a decent queue, but neil, claudia and myself managed to get a decent speck. the knightrider car was there and i got some pics of it, such a ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:29:00 GMT

Cryptopsy - oh what a night

well that was certainly a crazy day. had a my first pint at 11.15 am and it was pretty much an alcholocaust from there on in. went to the swan after my lecture then got the coach. walk into grand cent...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:58:00 GMT

bit too close to valhalla

haha i might be in the paper and the local news this week.me and my dad were walking back from anfield to our car after the match yesterday. get to the car and theres a gang of 8-10 scalls ranging fro...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:17:00 GMT

Southport in flames

why the fuck are my blogs nearly always about nights out eh. well i went to southport last night to see Dilacerate and Age of Suffering and had a darn good time. opened up my first beer of night on th...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:31:00 GMT

cat theft

fucking shit night out. get to the train station just as the train gets there, but there isnt a fella in the ticket office so i just get on the train with the intention of buying one at the station wh...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 08:43:00 GMT

society slightly redeemed

Went out last night and went to find a taxi with some guys i know. They wanted a maccies so we went to the 24 hour one by central station. However, they closed the doors as it was getting busy and vio...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 09:17:00 GMT

weekend

HELLOOOOOO, went to stairways in birkenhead on friday to see some of my mates from the Wirral i hadnt seen in a while. was expecting it to be a terrible night but they played loads of cool songs by ba...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:16:00 GMT

wednesday to sunday

ive had a pretty cool few days went to a karaoke competetion organiased by the rock society in my uni. decided to enter it even though ive never sung before in my life, did wherever i may roam my meta...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:53:00 GMT