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UnitShift

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About Me


You scored as Jack Skelington. You are Jack Skelington (my favorite)! you are extremely tall, skinny, and you are definately the best looking out of all your friends. You are kind and compassionate, but at times you can be terrifying! You grow bored of the same routine, over and over, and you want to explore something new.

Jack Skelington


85%

The Mayor


40%

Oogie Boogie


35%

Lock, Shock, and Barrel


35%

Sally


30%

Santa


15%

Evil Scientist


0%
Which Nightmare Before Christmas character are u?
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You scored as Dwight. You are Dwight. You are eager to prove your worth to others. You will go out of your way to protect those you care about and people depend on you to get them out of trouble. Though you are helpful to people you like, those who rub you the wrong way are in trouble. You are outta your mind and you don't care who knows it.

Dwight


80%

Hartigan


73%

Nancy


73%

Becky


60%

Marv


58%

Gail


55%

Yellow bastard.


38%

Shellie


25%

Jackie Boy


23%
Which Sin City character are you (new version)?
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You scored as Zim. You are the Invader himself! ZIM! You have extreme hopes of ruling humanity, or just killing the geek who thinks your an alien.

Zim


83%

Gir


67%

Ms. Bitters


67%

Gaz


50%

The Allmighty Tallest


50%

Professor Membrane


33%

Dib


17%
Which Invader Zim Charecter are You?
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You are demented. There is no doubt about it. you need to seek a) a doctor and b) some god old prozac.
Jesus you are screwy!!!Word of the wise, dont try eating people's heads off, it scares small children.
how insane are you?
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Wow, i finally decided to actually put something informative in the about me section! Ok, here goes:
I'm a third year law-student at the moment, but i'm either changing my course to Graphic Design next year or
going to Cape Town to work, that will be decided.
I LIVE for music. I listen to mostly rock or metal, but i enjoy most other genres of music as well
(just don't EVER EVER EVER feed me pop, dance or fucking boeremusiek, i would have to gut you with a
wooden cooking spoon. I play the guitar(have played in two bands, doing the whole
Nine Inch Nails/Amen thing now by recording everything myself). I'm learning to play the violin
as well and would kill to be able to play bagpipes one day.
I love art, also in any form. I appreciate most forms of art and i can see the technique and beauty in most pieces of art.
I paint, draw, photograph as often and as much as i can. I photograph, i don't GET photographed.I love the works of Dahli most of all.Check out my gallery at DeviantArt
Movies are also a great passion of mine, i can sit for days and just watch movie after movie.
I'll also sit through almost any movie you put on just to say 'yes, i have watched it....it sucked'.
I like movies that make me think but also enjoy ones that require no intellectual capacity at all.
I'm pretty quiet in real life, but i tend to ramble over text or on the phone. I hate being labeled,
i hate people having false views and i fucking hate HATE being falsely accused.I don't try to be weird, it just comes naturally.
I do have a childish streak in me (i love cartoons, i doodle silly shit in class,i laugh at people tripping over steps etc).
I can laugh at myself though and do so quite often.
I curse too fucking much for my own good, but i enjoy doing it for some reason and I don't much care if it offends people (there are some words i don't use in front of women however). I smoke cigarettes (and when i stress i smoke way too much). I enjoy a drink now and then, but i don't like being drunk. My drinks of choice these days are Kahlua and Coke, Kilkenny Ale and tequila.I stay away from drugs these days (my days of experimenting are long gone).I havent been very active lately (long story) but thank goodness for fast metabolisms.
I show people respect when they respect me and i treat people as they treat me.
I'm NOT a jealous person (this has caused issues in the past). I tend to hold grudges even though i think it's better to forgive. I can be brutally honest at times but mostly i keep my views to myself.
I have some fucked up views on some things which make sense to only me most of the time. (don't ask me about religion or politics, we probably won't agree.)
Some days i prefer sitting at home and watching a movie or recording songs, other days i love going out for a beer and a few laughs, i can cope in both situations fairly well. I have a small circle of close friends for whom i would probably do anything. I get along with new people in new situations fairly well if we're on roughly the same wavelength.
Most of the time i'm a ruthless insomniac. I can easily work on just 2 hours sleep a night. My record is 5 days with only 2 hours sleep.
People say i have a twisted sense of humour, this might be true (most probably). I tend to laugh at most things and i usually find humour in almost anything i look at. (As you can guess, this is not always a good thing...)
I like to try new things and i'm up for almost anything most of the time. (One of my major issues is I don't always take into account personal safety before i do something, so things don't always go as planned! haha!)
I love comedy and especially stand-up. I could watch comedians like Geroge Carlin, Ron White, Lewis Black, Bill Hicks, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle, Barry Hilton, Riaad Moosa, Casper De Vries and Chris Rock for hours on end
And lastly, to show my human side: i love my cats, they rock something serious! I don't trust birds (don't ask) and especially not geese or ducks. I like making fun of moose, yaks, narwals and antelope.
So there you have it, i can't really think of anything else to say. If you feel the need to contact me, see below. Laters.
Few things: My Top16 (or whatever it is these days) is very rarely checked or changed, so if i talk to ya quite often and you don't show in my Top-something, don't take offence, i'm just too damn lazy to change the order!!
Please don't send me fucking friend-requests just to get your numbers up. Send a request if you wanna have a chat or actually want to get to know me. If you're a band and send friend-requests, you better be worth-while!!If you do send a request i'll do my best to chat with ya if and when i'm online (Otherwise feel free to grab me when I'm here and force me into conversation)
Right, if you do feel the urge to contact me, you're welcome to send a message on here or leave a comment. I'm not really keen on the whole 'conversation-via-comments' thing, so feel free to IM me on here, i really wouldn't mind. Otherwise you can IM me on msn, addy is [email protected] or on Yahoo!, addy is [email protected]. Go ahead, 90% of physicians recommend it.Now leave me wonderful comments and send me inspiring messages damnit!NOW!! Laters
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: S.J.
Birthday: September 3, 1985
Birthplace: Can't remember that far back
Current Location: Not entirely here
Eye Color: Blue...or green...or gray
Hair Color: Depends on the month
Height: I'd say about 6' or high 5'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Barefoot
Your Weakness: Guitars, Women with beautiful eyes and/or a husky voice,Cigarettes
Your Fears: Spiders, Parktown Prawns, small spaces
Your Perfect Pizza: Sweet+Sour Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, wtf, fook
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am i?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hands prolly
Your Bedtime: Whenever I cant keep my eyes open anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: I dunno...er...first band-practice? cat I once had? still believing in Santa Claus?I dunno
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacD's (No Burger King in South Africa)
Single or Group Dates: Whichever pops up
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappa
Do you Smoke: Too much
Do you Swear: Way too fucking much
Do you Sing: When no-one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: If I remember
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I am in university
Do you want to get Married: Not if i can help it
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Pass
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no (although I've had all my shots...)
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, bass, learning violin, can fuck around on a piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ....is this a trick question?
In the past month have you Smoked: too much
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: i wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not that i can remember
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ....another trick question
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: On Stage at Wembley stadium (any way will do)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Old
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand or Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything hypnotizing (like LIGHT blue)
Favourite Hair Color: Any, preferably blue
Short or Long Hair: Don't mind
Height: Bit shorter than me
Weight: slender
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable yet sexy (Sex Pistols TShirt will do)
Number of Drugs I have taken: er...3?I think?
Number of CDs I own: 132
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1 (so far)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can i have some more paper?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Patrick Starfish, Yoda, GIR, Elmo, Homer Simpson, Jack Skellington, Willy Wonka, The Cat In A Hat, Keith Richards, Blooregard Q. Cazoo, the vampire Lestat, George Carlin, Will Ferrel, William Shatner, Snoop Dogg

My Blog

What's new?

Once again I have neglected to write something here for quite a while, but I've had better things to do, so fuck it.Anyway, life's been pretty good lately methinks. I've been hella busy with studies. ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:22:00 GMT

Holidays and random shite. Hooray for boobies!

So here we are, another year, another challenge. Or so they tell me. For what it's worth, my holiday rocked something fierce, thanks for asking. Here's how it unfolded (briefly) =I would've gone to my...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:54:00 GMT

One of the coolest things fucking EVER!!!!

Wow, what a weekend! Right, here's the low-down:My friend from primary school (craziest fucker i know) has been in bands since he was like 15. He's in a band now (Voortrekker Str) and they're pretty O...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:28:00 GMT

I did it!!!!!

I finally killed that fucking bird this afternoon! Muahahahaha! Took me one shot to get my eye in, second shot = head shot baby. I must admit, i did feel a little bad when after i did it. Then the par...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:12:00 GMT

Busy, like....bees....and...beavers and salamanders

Yay! It's moi again.Ok, so i didn't kill the bird over the weekend. BUT i will do so eventually, i promise that.I'm just sitting here listening to some AWESOME blues music (Hard Time Killing Floor Blu...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:29:00 GMT

The birds are plotting, but i'm onto them

Every now and then i have this little moment where even I question my sanity. It's usually triggered by something completely trivial and random, but it drives me fucking crazy.This time it's because o...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 13:32:00 GMT

Boredom, classnotes and websites

Great, so boredom has finally taken it's worst toll on me.I finished my portfolio last week by the way. Only thing is two days before i had to hand it in, i found out the paper i used on 3 of 4 projec...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 15:57:00 GMT

Wheelchairs, Motherfuckers, Beergardens and being caught red handed

So anyway, it's been a while. I'm bored out of my skull, overtired and cant get to sleep cause it's too fucking hot here ('my blood is too thick for Nevada').So Aardklop was last week (me South Africa...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:13:00 GMT

Any fucking suggestions would be highly appreciated

Right, so here's the low-down:I've been studying an honours degree in law for 2+half years now (here in South Africa you can study what qualifies as an honours degree from an undergraduate position). ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 16:09:00 GMT

Weddings, emotionalness and FUCKING STUDIES!!!!!

Holy fucking hell am i tired. I only got back from Cape Town about an hour ago, my sister got married on Saturday and we went through last Tuesday for the week and the ceremony. People always say the ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:36:00 GMT