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Kelli

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About Me

This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 I am pretty funny for a girl, cause we all know that girls are the most unfunniest people in the world. I am sarcastic, quick witted, and love people that can play off of my humor. Not to sound like a typical girl, but I love to shop, nap on the beach, and play with MAC products. I love animals more than people because they will always love you unconditionally. As a result, I have not eaten meat in thirteen years and own more pets than I should. I don't believe in marriage. Nothing in this world lasts forever so you should learn to be enough on your own. Christmas remains my favorite time of the year. I love the cold weather and seeing a better side of people. I hate dishonest people, rude people, and those who feel sorry for themselves and do nothing about it.

My Interests

Working out, writing, TIVO, rainy days, coffee, old movies, the ocean, animals, and having a drink with a good friend.

I'd like to meet:

As I am sure you are all aware, this myspace thing can become a pain in the ass. I only add people I already know or REALLY want to talk to. In addition, if you send me a friend request without a message, consider that in the trash. When writing this message, try actually spelling some of it correctly. Just for fun. I am sorry if all of this seems bitchy, but myspace has become a part-time job with no pay. To those who I don't add, I am sorry ;)

Music:

The Cure, Depeche Mode, Deftones, Danzig, Elliot Smith, Def Leppard, Bright Eyes Glassjaw, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, System Of A Down, Spineshank, My Chemical Romance, Guns N' Roses, Sara McLachlan, Muse, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Mazzy Star, The Faint, Marilyn Manson, Coldplay, Death Cab For Cutie, Chris Cornell, Finch, Oasis, Remy Zero, She Wants Revenge, Team Sleep, Taking Back Sunday, Snow Patrol

Movies:

Some favorite movies are Fight Club, The Score, American History X, Twin Peaks, Pretty in Pink, Christmas Vacation, Seven, All Halloween movies (the original), The Notebook, Swingers, 25th Hour, Made, Goodfellaz. Anything that makes me laugh or cry is a bonus!!

Television:

I TIVO random things on Comedy Central and keep up with 24, Nip Tuck, and the Sopranos. Guilty pleasures include: Golden Girls, Roseanne, Fresh Prince, Dawson's Creek, and OC. Shut up.....I already know.

Books:

I love to read about serial killers and members of organized crime.

Heroes:

My only hero I ever had was a professor in college. She was beautiful, intelligent, independent, and didn't take shit from anyone.