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sloop

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO. I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE.

About Me



I don't think words can describe a human being well enough.
Well they probably can but I'm no Shakespeare.

I give money to tramps
I’m good at burping, chugging and being angry
I like to eat. And sleep- Whatever Trevor.
I learn all life's most valuble lessons from watching TV
I like impulsiveness

[email protected]

“Be excellent to each other." -Bill & Ted

My Interests

Hello Corey. Nice overbite.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Alien Ant Farm
All American Rejects
Artic Monkeys
Basement Jaxx
Beach Boys
Beatles
Billy Boy On Poison
Blink 182
Bloc Party
Death Cab For Cutie
Dirty Pretty Things
Fall Out Boy
Fatboy Slim
Feeder
Foo Fighters
Incubus
Jamie T
Johnny Cash
Just Jack
Kelis
Kings Of Leon
Lily Allen
Maximo Park
Mcfly
Muse
Panic!At The Disco
Pink
Rage Against The Machine
Razorlight
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Snow Patrol
Tenacious D
The Automatic
The Clash
The Cure
The Fratellis
The Killers
The Klaxons
The Kooks
The Police
The Strokes
The Verve
The White Stripes
The Zutons
Yellowcard

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You
40 Year Old Virgin
50 First Dates
A Cinderella Story
Ace Ventura
American Pie
Austin Powers
Back To The Future
Batteries Not Included
Beauty And The Beast
Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bring It On
Bruce Almighty
Casper
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Charlie’s Angels
Coyote Ugly
Cruel Intentions
Death Becomes Her
Dirty Dancing
Dodgeball
Donnie Darko
Dream A Little Dream
Dude Where’s My Car?
Edward Scissorhands
Erin Brokovich
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Ever After
Final Destination
Finding Nemo
Forrest Gump
Friday The 13th
Ghostbusters
Ginger Snaps
Grease
Gremlins
Halloween
Hercules
Holes
I Know What You Did Last Summer
In Her Shoes
Jackass
Jeepers Creepers
John Tucker Must Die
Just Married
Kidulthood
Kiss The Girls
Labyrinth
Liar Liar
Little Nicky
Look Who’s Talking
Matilda
Me Myself And Irene
Mean Girls
Men In Black
Miss Congeniality
Never Been Kissed
Nightmare Before Christmas
Nightmare On Elm Street
Orange County
Peter Pan
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Pretty Woman
Pulp Fiction
Rat Race
Romeo And Juliet
Save The Last Dance
Saw
Scary Movie
Scooby Doo
Scream
Shaun Of The Dead
Spiderman
Stand By Me
Terminator 2
Thank You For Not Smoking
The Breakfast Club
The Buttefly Effect
The Chronicles Of Narnia
The Craft
The Goonies
The Last Kiss
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
The Lost Boys
The Perfect Man
The Sixth Sense
The Truman Show
The Waterboy
Thirteen
Titanic
Toy Story
Wayne's World
Wedding Crashers
Wedding Singer
Without A Paddle
You Got Mail
Zoolander

Television:

8 Simple Rules
America's Next Top Model
Beavis And Butt-Head
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
CSI
Dirty Sanchez
Drake And Josh
Drawn Together
Fairly Odd Parents
Family Guy
Father Ted
Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
Friends
Futurama
Golden Girls
Jackass
Kenan And Kel
Laguna Beach
Malcolm In The Middle
Mtv
Prison Break
Ren And Stimpy
Robot Chicken
Roseanne
Sabrina
Saved By The Bell
Scrubs
Southpark
Spongebob Squarepants
That 70s Show
The OC
The Powerpuff Girls
The Simpsons
Two And A Half Men
Will & Grace

Books:

A Clockwork Orange
Billy Straight
Breakfast At Tiffanies
Confessions Of A Boyfriend Stealer
Coraline
Dear Nobody
Finn Family Moomintroll
Kiss The Girls
Marianne Dreams
One Child
Piggies
Romeo And Juliet
Stupid White Men
The Chronicles Of Narnia
The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time
The Lovely Bones
The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy
The Mennyms
The Princess Diaries
Tiger’s Child
Vogue

Heroes:


"Les meilleurs amis à jamais, mon cheri.."

My Blog

Things to do before I die

1.        Smoke a whole joint 2.        Beat someone up 3.        Go to a music festival 4.&nbs...
Posted by sloop on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

I'm just here for the comic relief

[Stolen from Meisha]Here's the rules:1. Put your name in a comment2. I tell you exactly what I think about you, nothing but the truth.3. You will read.Don't get pissed off if you don't see a response ...
Posted by sloop on Sat, 19 May 2007 01:59:00 PST