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I'm interested in a hostile takeover of Montana, where I will reign as dictator with my legions of the insane. I enjoy stealing previously-stolen welcome mats, tricking people into thinking I've thrown my bra over the balcony, and teasing my friends about Big Mama Louise. I prefer supervillians over superheros, because I feel they earn their title. I like camping, except when we take the dog because he barks at individual air molecules in the middle of the night. I love my husband more than anything. (Awww...) I'm a big fan of beef jerky. I swear, they put heroin in that stuff! There's a lot more crazy stuff that I enjoy, but I don't feel like typing it all out. You'll just have to find out on your own.
I'd alive and I'm free, who wouldn't want to meet me? I'd like to meet someone from the human population. No ferrets, please. I'm just on this thing for friends...so as long as you're not a jerk, feel free to email me or whatever you'd like. And if you're one of those people who has like 23,084 friends just for the hell of it, and you don't actually *talk* to any of them, pass me up. I'm tired of people getting on my friend's list and never talkin'!
I listen to just about *everything.* And I'm not one of those people that says I listen to everything, but I really only listen to crap like Ashlee Simpson and Ryan Cabrera. One day I might have Cross Canadian Ragweed in my CD player, and the next day it'll be Aerosmith. I've got everything from Puccini to Grateful Dead. I'm not a fan of polka or cheesy country songs, and I don't like accordions.
I like action movies, and comedies. I really enjoy watching movies, and have a list of favorites a mile long. I'm up for watching pretty much anything. Yeah, I'm a wuss, I get freaked out at suspense/horror movies. So what?
I'm a huge fan of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. (I know it's on Spike TV, and I'm a girl, so I'm not supposed to watch the "man's network," but hey, I can't help it. Sue me.) Oh, and I totally dig Spongebob Squarepants. I watch that show whenever I possibly can! He's the best! I also love Wildboyz and Viva La Bam. I try to watch that whenever it's on. (Wildboyz is the best show!) I love King of the Hill, Futurama, The Simpsons, all that animated stuff. That 70s Show is hilarious. You know, this makes me sound like I watch a lot of tv. I really don't - I prefer to read. Oh well.
I read all sorts of stuff. I've probably read a thousand books in my lifetime. I read everything...cereal boxes, warning labels, newspaper, magazines, novels, poetry, song lyrics, seriously, everything. I like re-reading books...sometimes we go through things in life and *poof!* we understand what the author was trying to convey, when before we just didn't get it. (I did that with "The Awakening" by Kate Chopin.) There's only been one book I've never finished..."Beloved" by Toni Morrison. It was complete drabble. I should probably give it another chance, but I like to think I know a quality book when I see it. I didn't see it with that one. I read Robinson Crusoe in fifth grade, so I'm pretty serious about reading.
I don't know if I have any specific heroes...I admire Charles Lindbergh, and his braveness. (Don't know who he is? Go look it up!) I think Chris Pontius is freaking awesome. That guy has some serious juevos. Jesus Christ is definitely a cool guy...I know a lot of people will think that's cheesy, but it's true. He did so much, and we do so little in return.