About Me
I was born in Akron Ohio during the summer of love, at the same hospital as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. While I was being born, my dad took it upon himself to sell the house and buy another one in Cuyahoga Falls without telling my mom. Boy was she surprised. He never lived that down. This is probably the reason I don't like sudden changes in my life. I also survived the rhythmn method - the only form of birth control the Pope approves of.Contrary to what Nina says, I'm am NOT 42, thank you very much, I'm only 40 for gosh sake. Nina has no lines on her face on top of that, and she has to rub it in. Also, none of the ghetto-fabulous ladies you see displayed in the photo, alas, are me. I'm a short white girl from a rural community who is enjoying city life. I am also a McWop, and plan to create a website specifically for McWops. The definition of a McWop is an American of half-Irish, half-Italian ancestry. We are kind of a phenomenon because of Catholic-School miscegenation.I love BlackJack chewing gum, Tom Waits, the National Enquirer, crossword puzzles, Madagascar vanilla red tea by Celestial Seasonings, and "the Southside" by Moby. I hate "We will Rock you/We are the Champions" by Queen, "American Pie" by Don McClean, and especially, "The Heat is On" by Glenn Frey. I also kind of hate MySpace, but like cell phones and glycerine suppositories, I use it because the modern world demands that I do so. But then again, I used to really hate Merv Griffin and now I love the guy. His gravestone says: "I won't be back after these messages." How can you beat that?One thing I really love that disappeared from the earth many years ago is Body on Tap shampoo. It claimed to have beer in it and nothing has made my hair softer or shinier since. They also had a shampoo called GEE Your Hair Smells Terrific! I begged my mom for it but she didn't go in for that nonsense. It was IGA brand herbal shampoo all the way or that Flex shit.Well, that's me in a nutshell. I hope I passed the audition.
